This Poison Cultivator Is Clearly Powerful, Yet Insists on Slacking Off

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[The main story is complete, so dive right in~ This is a narcissistic romance: the heroine is her own love interest, with a truly epic love-triangle showdown]

On the surface, Huo Yijin is a sword cultivator so poor she eats dirt. Behind the scenes, she's a poison cultivator rolling in money, leaving nothing alive wherever she goes.

A hundred years ago, she transmigrated into this book, a harem novel with a universally adored heroine. After learning she was just cannon fodder, she decided to lie low and grow stronger, giving up without a trace of emotion while waiting for the right moment to fake her death.

Most of the male characters in the book have been forcibly reduced to idiots. They can't go three sentences without mentioning the universally adored heroine, and they approach Huo Yijin, a mere cannon-fodder character, with ulterior motives.

The male lead, her master, is kind to her only because he wants her golden core. He even lies to her: "You can cultivate a new golden core after losing yours. There's only one Wanwan, so as the senior sister, you should help her."

Huo Yijin retaliates by planting a top-grade poison parasite in him. "Want my golden core? Fine. Trade it for all your cultivation!"

The second male lead, the Demon Emperor, treats her like a kindred spirit only so he can take her heart's blood for the heroine. "I've given you so many precious treasures over the years. Surely I can have a drop of your blood?"

Huo Yijin poisons half his body. "I saved your life. It can't be unreasonable to take half of it back, can it?"

Even the Buddhist holy son falls for the heroine and asks Huo Yijin, "You were born with a spiritual bone. Would you be willing to sacrifice yourself and suppress the myriad demons in place of your frail junior sister? It would be a great merit."

Huo Yijin smacks his shiny bald head with a poisoned palm. "Your six senses are impure. Poisoning your brain so you can devote yourself to Buddhism would be a great merit too. I'll even give you a friends-and-family discount of one percent off!"

Huo Yijin finally finishes the story's plot, only to be entangled by a pitiful demon who is blind, deaf, and disabled. He's the book's great villain, and the only character with his wits about him.

At first, Huo Yijin thinks he's just an ordinary demon. She feeds him every day, uses poison to treat his injuries, and even shares her five senses and seven emotions with him.

The first time the demon shares her vision, he sees what she looks like and inexplicably starts acting cute. "Master, please hold me~"

Huo Yijin: "?"

Demon: "???"

Later, the demon shares her sense of touch and keeps feeling her lips. Huo Yijin is creeped out. "Touch me again and I'll chop your hand off!"

Demon: "Fine, I won't touch you. I'll kiss you."

Huo Yijin: "???"

But she never expected him to be even more poisonous than the thousand-year-old venomous spider she'd raised...

One day, all the men who used to spend their time orbiting the heroine kneel before Huo Yijin to apologize. They thank her for using poison to save them, saying she's poisoned them awake, and vow to serve her forever to make it up to her.

Seeing that their expressions seem sincere, Huo Yijin considers accepting their offer and turning them all into puppets to play with.

But before she can say a word, the frail demon suddenly sits up on the bed, strikes them each once, and pulverizes them to dust. His eyes brim with hurt and madness. "Master, countless millennia ago, when you gave me a body and a fragment of your divine soul, you told me that if I defeated all your other soul fragments, you would become my cultivation partner and never part from me, life after life."

He caresses her face with adoration. "Master, I am you, and you are me. I love you. What's wrong with loving yourself?"

·The demon's logic is flawless

·A narcissistic female-led romance, in which the heroine is her own love interest; one-on-one, I love myself, and the male lead is a fragment of the heroine's divine soul

·The heroine is genuinely powerful, and the male lead is genuinely crazy

·There are lots and lots of clues, all revealed in the main story

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The Villainous Dragon Lord Is Carrying My Baby

Wen Yan was a doctor, but she transmigrated into a book and became an ordinary passerby in a story where everyone dotes on the heroine. Every day she watches the heroine bask in the adoration of their sect, feeling nothing at all and wanting only to lie flat and give up.

Unexpectedly, the heroine is chosen as the bride of the villainous Dragon Lord in the book, and must take the Dragon Lord's heart's blood to seal him away again.

The sect dotes on the heroine so much that they drug Wen Yan with a love poison. She can only be cured by getting intimate with the Dragon Lord, so they force her to take the heroine's place.

When she wakes again, she's in the Dragon Lord's lair. She sees a battered dragon pinned to a magical array, unable to move. But Wen Yan doesn't dare let her guard down. Even with only one claw left, the great villain could crush her to death.

To stay alive, Wen Yan does her best to please the great villain. She examines him, treats his wounds, and feeds him with the utmost care, hoping he'll spare her on the night of the full moon.

But for some reason, when her poison flares up, the cold and heartless great villain personally helps cure her, and does so several times?!

Wen Yan's eyes widen in shock. She thinks her death is near and realizes the great villain wants to use her as a medicinal ingredient to heal himself completely. She has to get away, fast!

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Nie Xingshu never imagined that he'd go out to fetch a heavenly-silk wedding robe for the doctor cultivator so he could marry her, only for her to run away. Hadn't they made their feelings for each other clear?

She broke into his lair and treated his wounds, so she must love him.

She had something delicious and saved it just for him, so she must be devoted to him.

When her poison flared up, she still forced herself not to touch him, so she must truly love him.

When Wen Yan is cornered by him later: "??? I didn't! I didn't! Stop making things up! Different species can't have offspring!"

Nie Xingshu strokes his rounded belly and says gloomily, "This lord is already carrying your baby. What do you think you should do? I've prepared a pouch for raising it, too."

Wen Yan: "???"

·The Dragon Lord overthinks everything and wins himself over XD

·The heroine never expected to become a mom this way

·The Dragon Lord can't just get anyone pregnant. There are clues in the story

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The Heart Demon Became My Cultivation Partner

Mu Shi transmigrates into a book with a universally adored heroine and becomes a great villain, as well as the senior sister of the Hehuan Sect. To cultivate and advance, she needs to find top-quality resources.

The original character was the heroine's rival and kept stealing the men in her harem: the leader of the righteous path, a top doctor cultivator, the Zen Buddhist holy son... They all belonged to the original character.

Naturally, all the male leads and supporting characters in the book fear her like a flood or wild beast and swear they'd never submit.

But after she transmigrates into the story, everything changes.

The leader of the righteous path offers himself: "You can do whatever you want with me, as long as you don't kick me out."

The top doctor cultivator improves his techniques: "We can cultivate together like this and get twice the results. Want to try now?"

The Zen Buddhist holy son breaks through his Buddhist resolve: "The path of bliss is the highest form of cultivation. I was mistaken before. Please give me another chance."

But Mu Shi knows that if she accepts even one of them now, she'll suffer a terrible fate later.

They're all members of the heroine's harem. Their sudden change in attitude is just a ploy to steal her spiritual bone, cut out her golden core, and destroy her soul.

So she decisively cuts off that plotline, beating them up every time she sees them.

But she still needs to cultivate, so she's forced to come up with a crazy plan.

The original character has a heart demon, who visits her dreams every night. He's an exceptionally handsome man.

She uses the heart demon's appearance to make a puppet for cultivation, then puts a sliver of her soul into it. It looks just like a real person, but it has no breath, no warmth, and can't speak or communicate.

At first, cultivation goes wonderfully. Her power advances by leaps and bounds, and she feels no guilt at all about cultivating with her own clone.

But one night, she accidentally kisses the puppet on the lips. The heart demon, who had never reacted before, responds to her and takes the initiative.

After that, he gradually develops a heartbeat, warmth, and even feelings!

Mu Shi: I'm done for.

She tries to smash him with one palm, but the puppet, now fully alive, holds her firmly in his arms. His expression is calm and crazed. "Master, you abandoned me once. Are you going to abandon me a second time?"

Or have you forgotten all those nights we spent cultivating together?

I will always be a part of you. No matter how far you go, I'll find you.

Master, you and I have long been one.

You can't escape.

Only later does Mu Shi learn that her heart demon has another astonishing identity. What the hell? This is ridiculous beyond belief qvq~

·A narcissistic female-led romance, in which the heroine is her own love interest; one-on-one

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Completed female-led romance novels (visit my author page to find them)

1. The Omega Villain Is Obsessive and a Green Tea [Female Alpha, Male Omega]

2. The Female Alpha Stand-In Just Wants to Be a Lazy Bum [Female Alpha, Male Omega]

3. My Green-Tea Omega Husband Was Assigned to Me [Female Alpha, Male Omega]

4. After Becoming the Only Female Alpha, All the Male Leads Fell into Ruin

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