A Guide to Exiling Scumbag Men

I'd like to recommend two of my upcoming modern showbiz danmei novels: "But He Pays So Well" and "The Demon Cult Leader and the Landlord Got Together." Their blurbs are below.

Blurb:

Lu Ye was chosen by a certain scumbag System and exiled to a small world because he changed girlfriends too often. He had no missions and received no instructions.

Lu Ye was bewildered to find himself turned into a mosquito. Before he knew it, he'd sucked someone's blood and been swatted to death!

Later, Lu Ye gradually figured out how to lower his scumbag score: help the Child of Fortune avoid danger. In return, he could go back to the real world every so often.

Lu Ye diligently helped the Child of Fortune, protecting him from misfortune. He never expected that the pitiful-looking little puppy would end up devouring him whole.

Mu Jian is the Starfall God of War from the Celestial Realm. After offending the Celestial Crown Prince, he was cast down to the mortal world to undergo tribulations as an ordinary human. At night, he was sealed away and sent into small worlds to endure romantic trials.

For the Starfall God of War, who cultivated the Path of Unfeeling, this was certainly a tribulation capable of destroying his Dao heart.

Mu Jian: "I'd rather spend my whole life with a pet than find a partner."

Later, Mu Jian: "Woof! Honey, look at me!"

Lu Ye didn't like Mu Jian before, and now he just wants to kick him away. He's clingy as a husky all day long. If only he'd known, he'd never have taken pity on this big bad wolf, even if his heart were made of stone!

Damn it, I don't even feel like my waist belongs to me anymore!

I also recommend my sweet showbiz danmei novel, "But He Pays So Well." Add it to your reading list if it sounds good!

Blurb: Luo Qingyu, a no-name actor from the eighteenth tier, meets a rich second-generation heir one day. The heir offers him a million to be his boyfriend for a while.

Luo Qingyu, righteous to the core, or not, gazes at the handsome rich heir and rubs his nose. Well, it's not like he can't consider it.

"Five million," the heir says, raising the offer when he sees Luo Qingyu wavering.

For the money, Luo Qingyu agrees.

It's like a pie falling from the sky. Who'd turn down an offer like that?

But the pie isn't so easy to swallow. He still has to deal with the heir's awful relatives.

One day, the heir's terrible scumbag father throws down ten million. "I'll give you ten million to leave my son!"

Luo Qingyu eagerly takes the money and immediately calls the heir. "Li Mubai, your scumbag father offered me ten million to leave you, and I agreed."

"Then I'll offer you fifty million to keep being my boyfriend," Li Mubai replies without hesitation.

Scumbag father: "..."

Luo Qingyu flashes two adorable little canines. "Okay."

Later, Luo Qingyu and Li Mubai really do become a couple and appear on a dating show.

The host thrusts a microphone at him. "I hear Qingyu got together with Mr. Li for the money. Is it true you don't love him?"

Luo Qingyu blinks innocently. "But he pays so well."

The host points the microphone at Li Mubai. "Then why did you choose Qingyu, Mr. Li? Do you like him?"

Li Mubai glances at Luo Qingyu, his ears turning red. "He's good-looking. I like him."

Luo Qingyu: "??? Wasn't this supposed to be just a dating contract?"

Just as Luo Qingyu gets his money and is about to go enjoy himself, Li Mubai blocks the doorway, looking aggrieved. "Where are you going? You're not leaving me, are you?"

Luo Qingyu: "..."

Once they really start dating, a paternity test suddenly appears before them one day.

Li Mubai and Luo Qingyu were switched at birth in the hospital. Luo Qingyu is the real rich heir, while Li Mubai is the fake young master...

Money-loving actor x looks-obsessed rich heir

I also recommend my sweet showbiz danmei novel, "The Demon Cult Leader and the Landlord Got Together." Add it to your reading list if it sounds good!

Blurb: The Demon Cult Leader opens his eyes to find his sworn enemy demanding rent, and somehow gets bound to a System.

Not wanting to lose his life for no reason, the Cult Leader learns the rules of this world and decides to become a livestreaming influencer, earning affection points to extend his lifespan.

Unfortunately, the original owner of his body was a no-name star mocked across the internet. He can't sing or dance, has no acting skills, and, worst of all, tried to ride the wave of a newly famous Best Actor. Now the whole internet is cursing him and he's being cyberbullied.

The moment he starts streaming, the Cult Leader's affection points plunge into the negatives. He has only two days left to live.

Then the Cult Leader discovers that his sworn enemy, the landlord, is generating affection points for him at an unlimited rate.

Cult Leader: "..."

To stay alive, the Cult Leader starts shamelessly pursuing his sworn enemy, the landlord. It's only to save his life, that's all.

But, unexpectedly, the Best Actor, who looks just like his beloved eldest disciple, keeps showing up in his livestream and showering him with gifts, becoming the number-two supporter.

The Cult Leader, who was pierced through the heart by his beloved eldest disciple's arrow: "...Don't think the rule of law means I can't get revenge!"

The Best Actor, recognizing his master, stares with red-rimmed eyes and a hoarse voice. "Master, please hear me out..."

"Sorry, he won't listen." The landlord, once the very embodiment of righteousness, now smiles as he wraps an arm around the Cult Leader's waist and kisses his cheek. "A traitor doesn't deserve Rong's forgiveness."

The Best Actor glares jealously at the landlord, his eyes red. "Let go of my master!"

The Cult Leader gives him a cold look. "Do we know each other? Sorry, we have things to do, so we won't keep the Best Actor any longer."

Reader's Guide:

1. The ex regrets everything, but there's no winning him back.

2. The landlord is the Top.

Theme: Always take love seriously