I Hatched Eggs for Bald Man at Leiyin Temple

Copywriting: It is said that Daleiyin Temple offers a Buddha egg all year round. This egg was originally a relic left by the previous Buddha after his death. Later, he was prayed by the Buddha's voice in the temple, and then he was enlightened. Everyone said: This Buddha egg contains the next Buddha's son. And the Buddha is the next Buddha. Daleiyin Temple has devoted all its efforts to this Buddha egg. However, tens of millions of years have passed, and there is still no movement in the hatching of this Buddha egg. But when Song Shushu passed by Lingshan that day, the egg... Moved. What to do? Please help. Song Shushu, who was invited to hatch Buddha eggs, immediately sat down and raised the price: "Shu Shu, I am also a priest in the heaven, and I have a reputation. To hatch Buddha eggs... You have to pay extra." Buddha and Arhats: "???" Could you please strike this guy with lightning? The bald man's hair is also very shaggy. But their last hope was pinned on her, so they could only agree. —————— During the years when Song Shushu was in Daleiyin Temple, he loved wine and meat, ate spiritual fruits and drank wine all day long, and molested the monks from time to time. This made the whole Daleiyin Temple a mess, and many monks clamored to return to secular life. The Buddhas suddenly became anxious. Drive him away, he must drive this guy away. And just when Song Shushu was kicked out of Dayeiyin Temple, he was so angry that he was about to set the Buddha egg on fire. The Buddha egg... Was broken. This broken, not only the egg was broken. There are also the hearts of those bald men in Daleiyin Temple. On the day when Buddha abandoned the temple and left, one hundred and eight Arhats came out of Daleiyin Temple. "Fozi, do you want us or her?" Lu Jinyu followed Song Shushu without looking back, and only hurriedly dropped two words. "Sorry!" From beginning to end, there was only one thing he wanted. PS: There's nothing surprising about it, I'll talk about it after I write it down Double cleanliness, mutual favor, lots of laughter *Finally, the author has a heartfelt request. Little angels, can you help me click [Favorite this author] on the column or receive it in advance? Good people will have a safe life. ———————————————————————————————————————————————— The following is a pre-collection of "The Old God Stick Is Popularly Searched Every Day" ———————————————————————————————————————————————— Sand sculpture metaphysics Actors who graduated from a certain drama school in the entertainment industry are spreading rumors that Ye Wudao, the old idol in their class, is back. Not only is he back, but he has also become an idol. During the interview, the reporter asked her: "Do you have any abilities that are different from ordinary people?" Ye Wudao: "Interpretation of fortune-telling, fortune-telling, fortune-telling..." Reporter: "Haha, let me do your fortune telling first." "I see a green light above your head, so I suggest you go home first." Reporter: "..." I suspect you're messing with me, but I have no proof. Later, the reporter took a look home with suspicion and found out that he had been cuckolded. Netizen 1: Help! The reporter guy is so miserable, but I really can't help it. Netizen 2: Could this be an idol? This is clearly a mage. Let the Master sing, she will open her mouth to sing "The Great Compassion Mantra" and close her mouth to "Diamond Sutra" Then if it's dancing... Fans: "Hey! What kind of dance? I want to see the master dance master." Suck it~ Netizens called her a mage to her face and a magic stick behind her back, until Ye Wudao appeared on a variety show... "Damn it! This is a real mage" "I always thought it was hype... Meet the Master" "I'm sorry, Mom, I'm going to become superstitious." Warm reminder: 1. There are ghost plots, but it's not scary, because I'm afraid too 2. Comedy style 3. The plot involving metaphysics cannot be scrutinized. There are fabrications, information, and gossip. Metaphysics experts please let go. Intent: To grow together and create brilliance together