Carrying the Pig Out of the Mountains

[Writing articles full-time is not easy, little angel Qiuqiu, don't read pirated copies, please, the new article of "I Only Have One Egg in the World of Immortals" has been published, please collect it] Copywriting: Zhang Cuihua from Qingyou Village is an old leftover girl. She is tall and burly, with a strong build, eight points stronger than an adult man. Others could only hunt a pheasant when they went up the mountain. The first time she went into the mountain, she shot a half-sized wild boar. When she came out of the mountain with the pig on her shoulders, her eyes dropped. "Good boy, this can last for several meals..." The second time she went into the mountains, she picked up an injured man at the foot of a cliff. The man was a good-looking man. Zhang Cuihua carried him home gently and deftly. After waiting for him for several days, she really saved the man. The man she rescued was named Ye Beichen. He was the prince of Beiliang Palace and a new member of the court. When asked Cuihua if there was anything she wanted, Zhang Cuihua replied shyly: "I can't marry anymore. Can you marry me?" "Good" Marrying a wife is a big deal. When asked about the betrothal gift, Old Man Zhang held out five fingers. Ye Beichen: "Five hundred?" Old man Zhang shrank his neck and shouted: "Bah! Five hundred wen is not enough, it is five taels, fifty taels of silver." Ye Beichen "..." Stop talking, I'll give you five hundred taels After giving birth to a child, Cuihua insisted on naming the child Goudan'er because she thought it would be easier to make a living with a cheap name. The prince and the old princess didn't agree, so she yelled Goudan'er, Goudan'er every day... As a result, people later asked the child: "What is his name?" He replied: "Ye Goudan'er" Cuihua entered the palace and gave birth to her eldest son. The princess was itching with hatred and teased her in every way, but how could Zhang Cuihua have the temperament to be bullied? She would argue with the prince outside the palace, fight with the princess inside the palace, and be caught by the prince every time. Cuihua was so angry that she packed up her baggage: "Goudan'er, your father is a bastard. I will take you back to your parents' home." Goudan'er: "Okay" After she left, the princess got pregnant, and Ye Beichen never went to find her until the assassin came. The princess had a miscarriage, the prince was poisoned, and both of them lost their fertility. At this moment, they remembered Zhang Cuihuasheng's child... After her child was taken away, Zhang Cuihua turned into a man and joined the army, climbing up the ranks little by little... Until three years later, a female general came to visit. "Ye Laogou, I'm here to pick up the child." Reading tips: The female protagonist will remarry, the sixth prince Wei Jingyi is the male protagonist, and the male protagonist is clean ———————————————————————————— The double-page serialized article "I Farmed in the Ancient Imperial Examination" is almost one million words long. Copywriting: Once he traveled through time, Zhao Ping'an became his sister's little bastard. Everyone in Hexi County knew that the Jiang family welcomed a child bride into the house, bringing not only nearly 10,000 yuan worth of property, but also a younger brother who was less than one year old. Zhao Ping'an really felt that his fate as a broom star from his previous life had come to visit him again. How else could he explain that others who traveled through time were either princes and nobles, or went to other worlds to fight monsters and cultivate immortality, while he could only be a little baby waiting to be fed... It's all here, okay, he admits it. But he has to go to school! You should always study for the imperial examination! You should always get a diploma! Why do people marry Bai Fumei and reach the pinnacle of life? But he has to read, read, and endorse books every day. Zhao Pingan pounded the table in protest: Where are you leaving this bug in me? Where is my golden finger? Unfair! ! ! God: Gungun, you're wearing all the clothes you're wearing and you're asking me for a gold finger? Where is the face? Zhao Ping'an "..." Alas! The imperial examination is difficult, it is difficult to reach the sky! One person works hard to improve the score; a group of people works hard to improve the score line... Zhao Pingyue discovered that her younger brother was full of crazy ideas. First, he followed the tutor invited by his family when he was less than one year old, and then entered school at the age of four or five. He was the one who caused the most trouble in the academy, and he was the best academically. In the academy, someone bullied him for having no father and mother. The ten-year-old brother-in-law clenched his fists and said viciously: "I'll teach them a lesson for you." Zhao Pingan showed a kind smile: "No, I will do it myself." That day, everyone in the class was slapped. When he entered the Imperial College, he was unexpectedly elected as an assistant teacher. The losing classmate cried in front of everyone, and he always tried to comfort him to save his face. "Classmate, you can tell me if you have anything. I am a teaching assistant and I will try my best to help you." Everyone "..." What a murderous person! ———————————————————————————— Pre-released article 1 "I am the only egg in the world of immortals" Pei Wensi from the Heavenly Realm went to the Fire Realm, and when he came back, he was knocked out of the Xinmai Vein. When Pei Wensi heard about this, he had a black line in his head: "I, especially, am, a, male, immortal!" It is rare for a man to be pregnant. On the day the child is born, the whole fairy world comes to congratulate him with gifts and ask him whether he is giving birth to a boy or a girl. "Not a fairy boy." "Then what happened to you?" Pei Wensi looked confused and took out a round golden fairy egg from his arms. "Maybe you don't believe it, but this fetus... Laid an egg." All the immortals: "???" They had reason to suspect that Lord Wensi Xing had some unclear relationship with a certain alien beast. *************************************************** Feng Wu is the only phoenix in the whole sky and earth, and he lives the same life as the sky. Four thousand years ago, she turned into an egg from Nirvana, absorbed the source of power in the Fire Realm, and quietly waited for her rebirth. Unexpectedly, once she broke out of her shell, she poked her head out and faced an exquisite face. Pei Wensi: "Daughter! I am your father." Feng Wu: "???" "I am your ancestor." When Feng Wu carried a forty-meter-long sword and chased Pei Wensi all over the world to escape, Pei Wensi did not change his original intention. "No matter what you say, I am your father." Feng Wu had a dark face, holding a knife in one hand and a big move in the other. "Today, one of us will die." Warm reminder: 1. The background of Xianxia has no problem with the logic. Everyone will understand it after reading the content. 2. There are no surprises or abuse points, double C ——————————————————————————— Pre-released article 2 "I hatched eggs for the bald man in Leiyin Temple", please collect it ——————————————————————————— Copywriting: It is said that Daleiyin Temple offers a Buddha egg all year round. This egg was originally a relic left by the previous Buddha after his death. Later, he was prayed by the Buddha's voice in the temple, and then he was enlightened. Everyone said: This Buddha egg contains the next Buddha's son. And the Buddha is the next Buddha. Daleiyin Temple has devoted all its efforts to this Buddha egg. However, tens of millions of years have passed, and there is still no movement in the hatching of this Buddha egg. But when Song Shushu passed by Lingshan that day, the egg... Moved. What to do? Please help. Song Shushu, who was invited to hatch Buddha eggs, immediately sat down and raised the price: "Shu Shu, I am also a priest in the heaven, and I have a reputation. To hatch Buddha eggs... You have to pay extra." Buddha and Arhats: "???" Could you please strike this guy with lightning? The bald man's hair is also very shaggy. But their last hope was pinned on her, so they could only agree. ***************************************************** During the years when Song Shushu was in Daleiyin Temple, he loved wine and meat, ate spiritual fruits and drank wine all day long, and molested the monks from time to time. This made the whole Daleiyin Temple a mess, and many monks clamored to return to secular life. The Buddhas suddenly became anxious. Drive him away, he must drive this guy away. And just when Song Shushu was kicked out of Dayeiyin Temple, he was so angry that he was about to set the Buddha egg on fire. The Buddha egg... Was broken. This broken, not only the egg was broken. There are also the hearts of those bald men in Daleiyin Temple. On the day when Buddha abandoned the temple and left, one hundred and eight Arhats came out of Daleiyin Temple. "Fozi, do you want us or her?" Lu Jinyu followed Song Shushu without looking back, and only hurriedly dropped two words. "Sorry!" From beginning to end, there was only one thing he wanted. PS: There's nothing surprising about it, I'll talk about it after I write it down Double cleanliness, mutual favor, lots of laughter Intention: Knowing but not acting is just unknown