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Sorry, I really have no inspiration and writing has been so difficult, so updates will be sporadic. I'm bowing to you all. Ming Ke is the senior-most disciple of Tianqu Sect. During the war between immortals and demons, she fell into a coma that lasted a hundred years while saving everyone. In her coma, she dreamed that the sect took in a young woman who looked sixty percent like her. The junior sister was as cute as a snow doll and became the sect's darling, adored by everyone. Even her fiance, who had just confessed his love to her, was exchanging flirtatious glances and sweet nothings with the junior sister, kicking off a melodramatic story about a replacement lover. In the dream, after she woke up, she would find that her master and fellow disciples favored the female lead. As jealousy ate away at her, she would become twisted and malicious, plotting to poison the junior sister. In the end, she would fall from being everyone's beloved to someone everyone wanted to see punished. One day, Ming Ke awoke again. Facing the familiar people from her past, she had no time to rejoice before she saw, behind them, a beautiful young woman who looked sixty percent like her. "Hello! Congratulations, Host, you've been bound to the White Moonlight Defying Fate System! Host can change your destiny by playing background music!" "Beginner's gift: one random chance to draw background music!" "Congratulations, you've drawn 'Only Mom Is Good in the World'!" Hearing the familiar melody suddenly begin to play, Ming Ke fell into thought. The female lead: "You're so much like me. Could you be..." The female lead rushed over with tears in her eyes. "Mama!" Ming Ke affectionately patted her head. "Good girl. Mama won't let you date so young." Everyone in the sect: !!! The female lead's would-be boyfriend, Ming Ke's fiance, drew his sword on the spot. "Who's the child's father?!" Ming Ke glanced over everyone, then casually pointed at a vine on the cliff wall. "It is." The onlooker enjoying the show: ??? Can something like this really happen? Cover art used with permission from Guojiu, who doesn't like to talk. Please add my upcoming stories to your reading list! 1. Cultivation for All App Someone tells you that in ten years, spiritual qi will revive and evil spirits will awaken. Spells once thought useless will shine again, and the great masters of hidden sects will emerge once more. After a terrible price is paid, the world will be divided between the Ghost King and the great masters, and everyone will live in darkness. You have the following choices: A. Die early, claim territory, and become a Ghost King. B. Gather lost manuals and be the first to get your hands on the resources. C. Join a declining hidden sect and be the first to find a powerful patron. Pei Jue chooses D: Take action and make spells public, so everyone can cultivate. An app appears on Pei Jue's phone: Cultivation for All: Beginner Task. Starting tomorrow, replace your classroom eye exercises with the Bright-Eye Formula. The Bright-Eye Formula clears the mind and sharpens the eyes, letting you see a thousand miles away. At the tenth level, it can identify evil gods and drive out evil spirits. The following is the cultivation chant for the Bright-Eye Formula: #$%&*()... And so, an ordinary day at one school: Why do eye exercises? Learn the Bright-Eye Formula! Why study one lesson a day? Draw ghost-repelling talismans! Why do broadcast exercises? Let's all fly on our swords! Later, evil spirits awaken, crawling out of the earth full of resentment, hoping to bathe the world in blood. Less than two minutes after crawling out: "You haven't registered yet, right? Go to the municipal center and get your ghost ID first. Here's our city's New Ghost Guidebook. Break any of the rules for being a ghost, and at best you'll be sent back. At worst, you'll be killed on the spot." In the age of spiritual qi revival, vengeful ghosts awaken, evil gods return, and vampires turn into bats and fly through the night. Everyone in the world looks east: That is the only paradise. 2. Fantasy novella, "Demon Lord, Is That All You've Got?" When Feng Xue's former fiance stabbed her through the heart with his sword, she finally admitted that she'd been born unlucky. She had only been trying to save her fiance when she was accidentally tainted by demonic energy. Yet everyone called her a traitor who had abandoned her sect and the path of immortality for the demonic path, a villain by nature. In the end, her fiance became the leader of the righteous path, and her junior sister became his wife. They joined hands to exterminate demons and started a war between immortals and demons, while she was just one little extra accidentally killed in the fighting, not even important enough to count as a supporting character. Reborn, Feng Xue returns to the moment she was tainted by demonic energy. After a miserable life in her last one, this time she decides to do whatever she wants. She breaks off her engagement to that bastard and plans to become a great villain ahead of schedule. So she goes straight to her future boss, Demon Lord Ye Pengzhou. At this point, Ye Pengzhou hasn't fallen to the demonic path yet. He's just an ordinary disciple in Yunmeng, born into a small, obscure sect. When Feng Xue arrives, the four members of their sect are gathered around a table eating. Aside from the great villain Ye Pengzhou, the other three are a ruthless Left Guardian, a sweet-tongued but treacherous Right Guardian, and a Grand Priest versed in every poison. Every one of them is evil. And in the middle of the table sits the legendary supreme evil artifact that devoured tens of thousands of vengeful souls: Ghost Wail. Seeing her arrive, the great villain picks up Ghost Wail without changing expression, opens a clay jar, rummages around, and pulls out a spoonful of chopped chilies. "Would you like some too?" Feng Xue: Demon Lord, is that all you've got? Left Guardian: "That's delicious!" Right Guardian: "Hey, girl, want a few spoonfuls?" Grand Priest: "Don't try to stuff it in my mouth." Feng Xue: Is there something off about this villain group? When a young woman's hot blood splattered across his face, Shen Yujing finally remembered who had carried him back from the Ten Thousand Demons Cavern, who had been struck by the Heart-Eating Curse for his sake, and who had stained ten miles of street with blood for him. The cold and heartless Immortal Lord of Canglan finally learned what it meant to be heartbroken, and regretted everything too late. In this new life, all he wanted was to hold the girl's hand. But she wore a bright red dress, radiant as the morning sun, and there was no trace of him in her eyes anymore. Beside her, the Demon Lord held up a little fingernail severed by sword qi. His face pale, he spoke in a coquettish, sing-song voice: "Ouch, that really hurts." The girl's expression changed, and she drew her sword. One sword shook the Nine Heavens. Theme: Persevering and growing stronger