Saint Seiya: The Coffee Table and the Tableware

[Volume One]

Keywords: Thirteen years ago, raising a child, snark, middle-aged woman

Highlight: "Women at the foot of the mountain are as fierce as wolves and tigers. They'll either gobble you up or have you gobble them up. The men of the Sanctuary are all beasts. They'll either gobble up their brothers or gobble up their masters, disciples, and friends." From Chapter Four

[Volume Two]

Keywords: Ten years, tsundere, childhood friends, tragedy

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There's transmigration everywhere in life. (stares into the distance)

When a loli transmigrates, a Mary Sue story begins...

When a good-for-nothing transmigrates, a story of ambition begins...

When a badass woman transmigrates, a story of female supremacy begins...

When a schemer transmigrates, a tale of intrigue begins...

When I transmigrated, then...

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As for the question of what history I changed by transmigrating, I refuse to think about it, answer it, or follow through on it, damn it!

I'd rather be a Mary Sue, a cockroach, or an extra. I don't want to be the tragic, amusing character from the original story! (flips table)

Some lunatic must have a screw loose, must have had their head caught in a door, and decided to use me for their own amusement, damn it!

[Voice from the heavens: Isn't it boring to argue with yourself?]

[Sakura Yingran: It's one of my few little hobbies =_,= !]

In short: this is a tragic story about how an ordinary person survives nine near-death experiences in the world of Saint Seiya, saves the plot, and ultimately provides the characters with perfect entertainment...

Jade says to the author and protagonist: Life is tragedy and hilarity, tragic for yourself and amusing for others.

So I wave goodbye without tears and throw myself into the meaningful pursuit of entertaining the characters from the original story

= mouth = Can I apply for early retirement and go home to get married?

Note: This story has no CP! At most, the protagonist has one-sided admiration, affection, respect, or fondness for someone. If inspiration strikes, I might create an original character as the protagonist's eventual partner.

Volume One theme song: Kimi ni, Mune Kyun ↓