I Cosplay as Dazai, and I’ll Eventually Become a Genius or an Idiot

From the moment I started reading the article, I made an oath in my heart I must become an empathetic reader Because the author stopped updating, I suddenly realized Some authors you have to push them So the second time I pursue the article I know what I have to do But that damn author started to stop updating the article the day after it was published. It's not enough to stop updating for one day, and it won't be updated the next day The excuses she often used to delay the shift Should I believe it? Of course not! I told her that if she wanted me to stay, she had to update immediately So she updated it by 300 words "She stopped updating" "She procrastinates" "She came up with countless lazy excuses!" She is hopelessly naive, so she must pay the price I secretly kidnapped her and let her live in that dark attic I could have given up the article, but I was too kind. "Little angel, you are so tolerant" I know what I have to do After all, the lazy author will do anything to delay So you lock them up Only they are allowed to code There is an author in every channel "Procrastination is a habit!" "Lazy cancer!" "You can also coax people! It was she who made you become like this! Disconnect them from the Internet and let them code! Now they will listen to you obediently Maybe you think this would be cruel, but Some people would call this love Tough love! Let me ask you, is it wrong to want authors to become better? Oh, no, they were cute when they first started writing, but after they learned to stop updating... It will ruin everything! I never thought about being a fan of the author I only pursue the beauty of Wenduo The endless delays are killing me But one day I met a lovely author She reminded me of my enthusiasm when I first started reading articles, so I secretly collected her columns. But someone taught her bad things and made her learn to cheat. So I "borrowed" her, locked her up, and hid her in the tower! There is no way, oh! In order for her to become better, I sacrificed my time to supervise her I know today's authors are lazy But that's really disgusting It will be easier and more fun to control them A little collection, a little comment, and of course you have to subscribe to chapter v Remind them that without you, no one cares about their writings They can only blame themselves! If you were cheated by the author, you would do the same thing I rule my bookshelf with a heavy hand, but I have bigger plans in mind But this author blocks my way She's lazy, lazy, and incredibly procrastinating. She wants to arrange her own updates, she loves to fantasize all day long! I asked her to pay 100,000 per day and take away all her beloved fishing activities. But a break broke the peaceful life Break the update? Can I just watch? Waiting for her to take away my updates? Absolutely impossible! She has decided her fate, she must be locked up in a small dark room! Do you know how she evaluates what she does? One hundred words a day, Kavin stays away from me Don't be fooled by their innocent smiles Let their dreams of pigeons come to naught This is the love we talk about, the toughest love

I am wisdom, I am wisdom. The intellectual and the disabled are good friends. :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Who is the little red-haired girl???

Dazai: As long as Odasaku likes any song, I can do it

Mori: Join us? Tuo: Sorry, I'm a good person

Do you know how hard it is to hold back laughter under the quilt?

The mutual dislike between Dazai has reached the point where gender differences are the same!

Although, it was indeed Zaihui who did it, especially since Odasaku was the one who requested the songs. As for Odasaku... Maybe he thought Dazai had no money? Come on. Or simply playing with the children.

Hahahahahahaha, you really let yourself go, I saw it hahahahahaha

As the successor of socialism in the new era, I keep in mind the core values ​​of socialism, prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism, dedication, integrity, and friendliness. :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D