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Xia Xiaoxiao entered a love story and became the comparison group for the heroine in the original book.
A cannon fodder female supporting role who was completely abandoned by the scumbag male protagonist in the show, eventually turned black and was despised by the entire network.
Xia Xiaoxiao frowned: What kind of guy is this guy with cerebral palsy, He Shuhuan?
But after reading the entire article, Xia Xiaoxiao realized that things were not that simple:
——The first male is Neptune, the second male is Pu Xin, the third male is pua, and the fourth male is zero.
Xia Xiaoxiao:?
It's hard, the fist is hard.
So at the show recording site, she tore them apart one by one.
On the first day of the show, the male lead of Neptune said at the dinner table that it was difficult for him to be attracted to others.
Xia Xiaoxiao said leisurely: "Who is farting? It smells so bad."
On their first date, the second male lead from Puxin made a classic comment to her: "Don't you usually go out without makeup? You are so confident."
Xia Xiaoxiao rolled her eyes and said, "Why do you wear pants when you go out? Are you so unsure of yourself?"
After living in the hut for a few days, the pua man pretended to be serious and said: "You are good at everything, but your personality is a bit... If only you could change it."
Xia Xiaoxiao snorted coldly: "Who are you? Take care of yourself."
During a random date, Xia Xiaoxiao and the fourth male who was Zero were assigned to a group. The atmosphere was a bit awkward. The fourth male wanted to say something, but was directly interrupted by Xia Xiaoxiao: "No need to say it, I understand, sisters."
In the end, after the entire season of the show was recorded, there was no successful couple.
However, unexpectedly, the program's discussion level increased unprecedentedly. The audience originally came to watch the sweet CP in the love show, but ended up becoming fans of Xia Xiaoxiao's eccentric character.
Audience: This woman is so damn sweet!
After becoming famous, Xia Xiaoxiao remained unfazed and even posted on Weibo:
- I just did what all women do.
Small theater:
As the program entered its middle stage, a male figure who did not exist in the original book suddenly parachuted into the hut.
Xia Xiaoxiao privately thought that this was the butterfly effect caused by her not following the plot. She mistakenly believed that the fifth male lead was a collection of scumbags. She paid close attention to them and prevented excessive contact between the female protagonist and the fifth male lead in the original book.
During the confession session on the last day, Xia Xiaoxiao chose not to accept the confession and turned around and got in the car leaving the cabin.
It wasn't until shortly after the recording of the program that it was dark and stormy one day, and she was blocked at the door of her house by the fifth male.
Lu Tan's eyes were red and his voice was hoarse: "Is it fun to play with other people's feelings?"
Xia Xiaoxiao: "...?"
#It turns out that the scumbag is actually myself#
[Reading Tips]
1. Amateur Love Variety
2. The male protagonist is on a love variety show just for the female protagonist. They were not together during the show and only got together after the show.
3. The heroine is relatively slow, and her emotional line is a bit twisty, but overall she is still sweet, and it's 1v1 between the two.
4. Su Shuang's article is easy to read, don't delve into the logic
5. The variety show setting in the article refers to the heartbeat signal
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Copywriting:
Li Lilili, the daughter of the richest man, was reborn as a notorious seductress. She was hidden n years ago due to illegal information.
Before the contract was terminated, the company accepted a love variety show for her in which a strange man and woman went to an uninhabited island. Only the guest who ranked first in the popularity vote could stay in the only diamond suite, but she was also bound to a semen system.
System: As long as you are good enough, you can get 10 million by completing a crafting task to attract hatred every day.
Li Lili, who has never been so poor: Right? I'm familiar with this!
What does a diamond suite count, what does a popularity vote count, is it worth ten million incense? ?
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When the recording of the program started, Li Lili received the task of attracting hatred from the fine system.
Task 1: Tell the male guest that he is a waste to his face.
Task 2: Kick the male guest.
Task 3: Slap the male guest.
Task four...
So——
During lunch time, the CEO of Kaolingzhihua accidentally cut his finger while cooking. Li Lili said, "You are such a little waste."
The CEO ignored her indifferently. After she left, he suddenly found a band-aid left on the table and was stunned for a long time.
During physical exercise, the unruly young master accidentally slipped and was about to fall. Li Lili raised his slender foot and kicked him.
The young master fell to the ground and was just about to curse when he raised his eyes and saw sharp stones on the ground not far away, and he felt scared.
At the party in the evening, the innocent e-sports player sat drinking in the light of the bonfire. Li Lili raised his newly made manicure and slapped him on the face.
The wine glass fell to the ground. Looking at the poisonous insects still flapping on the ground, the e-sports player's heart softened and he completely ignored the sting on his face.
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After the broadcast of "Desert Island Love Story", I heard that Li Lili, a fine artist who once had a lot of scandals, actually participated in this show. A bunch of netizens waited for the live broadcast on time, wanting to see the pretentious appearance of the fine girl crying and screaming on the desert island, but the result...
"Why do all the male guests vote for her?"
"She became a diamond tenant again?!"
"You're so lucky! She's so charming that everyone is obsessed with her?!"
At the end of the show, when they confessed their feelings to the person they loved, all the male guests unanimously chose Li Lili.
The audience was stunned: I begged my sister to open a class!
Li Lili, who is making a lot of money: ... Can you bind a sperm production system?
Purpose: Women should be self-reliant and self-reliant
Reader comments
Why did I just react now? ! The numbers in the two systems are the birthdays of Fyodor and Dazai respectively! [Spread hands]
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Why did I just react now? ! The numbers in the two systems are the birthdays of Fyodor and Dazai respectively! [Spread hands]
The inventory here is exhausted, and the update speed will slow down in the future. After all, there are still studies to take care of. Friends who accidentally clicked in, please leave a comment if you can, let me know you are here, make suggestions or complain, I don't care.
I took a look again after half a year, ah~ no updates, I'm used to it