[Marvel and DC] Green Lantern Says: Heroes May Be Poor, but Their Spirit Is Rich

What's it like to be stabbed right through by your mentor, who is also your unrequited love? Abigail, Earth's Green Lantern, arrived in a parallel world for no apparent reason, her power ring clenched between her teeth. After wandering around in circles, she was dumbfounded. "Where's my Green Lantern Corps? Where did my whole Corps go???" Her ring, always on the verge of running out of power: Give up. Face reality. In the midst of the crisis, Abigail thought of Hal Jordan, who was just as broke as she was, and shouted, "Heroes may be poor, but their spirits are high!" Iron Man: ...What spirit do you have? Abigail clenched her fist. "Today's sales will break the record! I'll shatter the curse that all Green Lanterns are broke!" Before You Read: 1. The heroine is an original Green Lantern. She's down on her luck, broke, smokes, and drinks. 2. The pairing hasn't been decided, but the heroine used to have a crush on Sinestro. 3. The timeline is chaotic, and the writing style is comedic. Theme: Abigail's ring has run out of power yet again!