[The entire story is already written, so dive in without worry. There are currently 70,000 words completed.]
I'm Xiao Ming.
Yes, that idiot who both waters things down and pads things out.
At first, I just thought my world was weird.
Every morning, I'd get up and go to school, only to realize I'd forgotten my schoolbag.
Then Mom and I would play a game of chase.
When people asked my age, I'd reply without meaning to:
"Grandpa is x years old. Uncle is x years younger than Grandpa. Dad is x years older than Uncle. Dad is x times my age... How old am I?"
Then they'd beat me up.
I gradually realized that I was a fake person.
After countless hardships, I finally escaped to the second dimension by ascending to a higher plane.
I thought I'd be free...
But why does a certain bandage-wearing weirdo say I'm a [Book]?
Why does a certain blind artist with white hair say I'm a special-grade cursed spirit born from students' resentment?
Luckily, I gained the ability [Elementary School Math Olympiad], which lets me use every kind of problem to my advantage.
So I made sure the white-haired blind artist could do nothing but play "chase" with me, and he could never catch me.
I used "Downstream and Upstream" to flush the bandage-wearing weirdo into Tokyo Bay.
I used "Chickens and Rabbits in a Cage" to turn [redacted] into a rabbit.
I used "Calculating Ages" to turn [redacted] BOSS into a little kid...
But... I really just want to live a peaceful life!
Reader's Guide:
① This story is just for fun. There won't be any advanced math problems. Don't worry about being forced to study; the math problems are used to torment other people.
② There are mountains of original character details. Mountains of original character details. Mountains of original character details. To repeat, anything that differs from the original work is my own invention. (I got so disgusted with zwkfk that I just want to write a beautiful world and go with the flow.)
③ The protagonist is a child. He'll face setbacks and grow. This isn't a pure power fantasy. If you have a problem, blame me, not the characters.
④ This isn't entirely a silly daydream of a story, but the author has a bad brain, low intelligence, and poor social skills. Best not to think too hard.
⑤ I'll try to keep the characters in character, but some OOC moments are unavoidable.
⑥ The whole story is already written. I promise I won't abandon it.
⑦ About the couples... Elementary schoolers shouldn't date too young, okay? Okay.
Pre-release synopsis posted on 2021.8.20
Screenshots as proof
Other upcoming stories:
"What Do I Do After Becoming a Campus Ghost Story?"
Synopsis: After becoming a campus ghost story, all I want is to drink lie-flat cola, but everyone wants to heal or exorcise me.
"You Should Play Horror Games with a Smile"
Synopsis: To survive, I turned a horror game into a healing game. I'm a genius.
"Daily Life at the Periodic Table Academy"
Synopsis: The not-so-everyday stories of personified elements at the Element Academy, making chemistry come alive.
"Monthly Girls' Gojo-kun"
Synopsis: Gojo Satoru and Nozaki-kun swap bodies in their everyday lives.
Completed story:
"Gscdoll Dazai's Unconventional Cosplay Transmigration"
The full synopsis is in my profile, lol.
Theme: Humans must fight against fate, don't you think?
