Crossover: Stirring Up Trouble in Disguise

Getting into trouble in fanfiction worlds through my dreams The author has had so many strange dreams that it would be a shame not to write them down. First world: Bungo Stray Dogs (Dazai Osamu gets Mori Ougai hooked on scientific research): Dazai Osamu: Mr. Mori, the Mafia has no future. Why don't we do medical research and save the world instead? Mori Ougai: Hahahahahaha, all right, hahahaha. Mori Ougai, later: What the hell, Dazai? Weren't you doing medical research? What is this weapon supposed to be? Mori Ougai draws his scalpel and sends this one off. Second world (Suguru Geto persuades WTW to apply to MIT): Suguru Geto: Satoru, being a jujutsu sorcerer has no future. Science and technology are the primary productive forces. Let's apply to MIT and Harvard! WTW: Hahahahahaha, okay, Suguru. No problem, Suguru. Hahahahaha. The rotten oranges: Wait, Suguru Geto is researching all kinds of weapons. This won't do. Take him out first! Theme: Science is the right path.