A Record of Disillusioned Fantasies

Xiaomi is about to get dumped... “Do you have a girlfriend? If not, I’ll be your girlfriend. You don’t want one? Then do you have an older brother? Is he married? If he isn’t, I’ll be your sister-in-law. Don’t bother telling me if he’s your younger brother. Or, do you have an older sister? Uh... Never mind about the older sister...”