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Cheng Shu, the C-position member of the top boy band, penetrated into the bloody fan fiction written by anti-fans and became a stand-in for thousands of people who thought he was sick and weak.
After the original owner signed up for the draft, he used his physical weakness as an excuse to refuse training and turned into a licking dog, interfering with the emotional line of the original text.
In the end, he was manipulated by the scumbag and became the dislike of thousands of people. He was so confused that he threw himself into the street.
Cheng Shu: I don't feel well, so I'll lie down first. You can do whatever you want.
During the self-rating recording, Cheng Shu was late for the show, and others deliberately left him the highest seat. The whole audience watched helplessly as this little idiot who didn't know where he came from sat on the throne in a grand manner.
The trainee who was friends with the protagonist laughed secretly: Just wait for him to be publicly executed.
When the results were assessed, Buzzi, who claimed to be tone-deaf, surprised everyone with his solo song
Cheng Shu deliberately acted normal: "... Does it really sound good?"
If he puts this in front of the book, he will definitely be teased about his business.
For the first performance, Cheng Shu teamed up with the members of Class F and followed the plot of the original book. Taking advantage of his physical weakness, he failed to sing, dance or practice. He was rejected and dragged down his teammates when he succeeded.
The anti-fans are waiting for other trainees to scold Cheng Shu for holding him back.
After the results were broadcast, all members were promoted, and his stage became the top trending topic.
Teammate: "The reason why our stage is so beautiful is all because of Brother Shu's guidance. He gave us all the highlights."
Cheng Shu: "..." Where did you agree to keep it a secret?
Not only that,
His brother, a well-known lawyer, filed a complaint against the thieves.
His actor father taught him to work hard on his own while providing him with resources for endorsements.
His singer mother personally performed on his stage as a guest
The trainees were vying to perform on the same stage with him, and the harsh instructor was full of praise for him.
Cheng Shu: Do you still remember that I am just a substitute cannon fodder?
***
Lu Zhenliu is the maknae of a popular boy band. He had a crush on the captain for several years and did not dare to confess to him. He was involved in a car accident on the way to make an announcement. He wrote a book on the spot.
As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw his captain standing in front of him, his fox eyes half-smiling, "Do you choose him or me?"
Lu Zhenliu, who didn't know the plot and didn't know that he was dressing up as the protagonist, didn't hesitate at all: "I choose you, of course I choose you."
The arrogant protagonist on the side was shocked by his pupils: "...?"
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★My roommate is a spoiled brat
[Senior Brother Baiqie Heijunqing x Senior Brother Fishing Kaolinhua]
Xu Shuche, a graduate student in the English Department of B University, is known as the "wrench in the world" and is a famous flower on the high mountain that can only be seen from a distance.
But everyone probably never dreamed that this flower of the high mountain was addicted to a certain RPG martial arts mobile game, with the game ID "Little Rabbit Rice Ball", and had a sweet relationship with Bang Yi. He bought a voice changer and called people "brother" with a sweet voice in the mail every day.
The top leader waved his hand and exploded five 648RMB fireworks on the public screen: Good call, remember to call me husband next time
The reason why Xu Shuche suddenly fell in love with him was that the person who was supposed to be his love interest wanted to run away with him.
***
Song Yuqiu, Department of Physics, University of Science and Technology, B, has good grades, but he is actually a straight man. He publicly stated that he dislikes boys with delicate looks. He sneered at Xu Shuche's so-called "human spanner" and told all cowards to stay away from him.
But after the first semester of graduate school started, Song Yuqiu and Xu Shuche entered the same program, and they were still partners.
Everyone in the grade was waiting to see where Song Yuqiu made Xu Shuche come and go, but they found that this straight man with a bad temper seemed to have changed.
Xu Shuche often suffers from stomach problems
Song Yuqiu cooked rice in his arms every day for fear of getting cold.
Xu Shuche was too busy organizing information and did not sleep.
Song Yuqiu couldn't stop talking on the phone at night and connected to the microphone to induce sleep.
Others went crazy, saying that Song Yuqiu was more caring to Xu Shuche than to his wife.
Xu Shuche himself also noticed that Song Yuqiu's attitude towards him was very strange, so he deliberately alienated Song Yuqiu
Song Yuqiu felt aggrieved and puzzled: "Am I not doing something bad to your friend?"
"I'm gay, don't you hate gays?"
Xu Shuche said lightly: "And I have a boyfriend, who is dating online in the game."
***
Later, Xu Shuche discovered that the note Song Yuqiu gave him was "Little Rabbit Rice Ball"
He was ashamed and angry and asked for help, but his junior brother pressed his waist against the table. The ends of his usually cold eyes were covered with a thin red color in anger.
Song Yuqiu smiled meaningfully and whispered in his ear: "Senior brother, do you still remember what you called me in the game?"
"Brother, if I call you husband again, I will forgive you for lying to me."
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★I became famous after appearing on a breakup variety show with my ex
[Broken Mirror and Reunion]
Internet writer Ji Shu and new top star Yu Nanchuan are college classmates.
The two were in a relationship for seven years from undergraduate to graduate school. In the end, they got into a very ugly fight and broke up hastily after a quarrel.
Five years later, Ji Shu received an invitation from the program team of "The First Breakup Variety Show in China"
He originally wanted to refuse, but the remuneration offered by the other party was probably the fee he would have earned by writing a book for ten years.
Ji Shu: Only mentally retarded people can't live with their ex and money.
***
After the guest list of the variety show "The Last Goodbye" was officially announced, fans exploded——
"Who is this amateur who has never been found?"
"A living person can market and talk to my brother, right?"
"We've broken up, please don't post it backwards. It makes me sick to watch."
But when the variety show started, there was a moment of silence in the noisy barrage, and then they unified their voices——
"Fuck, why is this amateur so good-looking?"
"Who doesn't like such a good wife? Who doesn't like such a good wife?"
"Yu Nanchuan! Why did you break up! You are confused!"
And a certain Yu, who was always known for his aloofness, changed his usual attitude of not getting close to strangers, and carefully tried to please people with a smile.
"I've peeled the pomegranate for you."
"Can I sleep at your place tonight? My room is so cold."
Netizens even discovered that his note to Ji Shu was actually "my wife"
Ji Shu: Get treatment if you are sick, ex
The audience was speechless
Do you still remember that this is a breakup variety show?
Turn a breakup variety show into a love variety show, Yu Nanchuan really loves you
***
And where the audience couldn't see it, Yu Nanchuan pushed the person into the corner, with his head hanging down, like a frustrated dog: "Brother, I was wrong. Give me a chance. Can we start over?"
Ji Shu was so angry that his eyes were red, and he said coldly: "What have you been doing? Getting back together? There is no way."
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★The cannon fodder man's wife just wants to take the young master to study
Dr. Luo Ting, a medical doctor, died suddenly from overwork. When he opened his eyes again, he transformed into the cannon fodder wife in a bloody novel.
The cannon fodder's father was burdened with huge debts and cruelly gave his son to the creditor to pay off the debt. The original owner did everything in his power, abusing the creditor's children, instigating a relationship between the creditor and the protagonist, and finally had his legs broken and was kicked out of the house.
Luo Ting: I'm tired. Let's lie down for a while.
I had a good sleep until dark. When I got up, I saw the math paper that the creditor's child had scored three points on the table.
Luo Ting, a former 985 top student, was silent for a moment. He pulled out the dead kid who was playing games in the room and gritted his teeth: "Can I get 3 points on the test by choosing all C's with my eyes closed? You don't even know how to hand out points?"
He bought countless Wuxiong and Wangxxiong, and followed the young master from eight o'clock in the morning to ten o'clock in the evening.
The young master was so abused that he cried for his father and mother, but his grades improved by leaps and bounds like a rocket, and he reached the top of his grade.
Luo Ting returned to his old career and received an offer from a tertiary hospital.
One day, he came across a post on the hospital forum:
"I am the CEO of a multinational group with a net worth of over 100 million. I seem to have fallen in love with my marriage partner. What should I do?"
Luo Ting sneered: "Have you read too many novels? I also said that I married a domineering president, woke up from a kingsize bed, and had an eight-figure monthly pocket money."
The man quickly replied: "I believe it, because my home has a kingsize bed, the pocket money I give my wife is eight figures, and he is a doctor."
***
Song Linfeng never returned home after marrying a douchebag
Until one day, he saw the legendary spermatozoon at a medical summit
The man was wearing a loose white coat, revealing his beautiful collarbones, and had a sly smile hidden under his gold-rimmed glasses.
Song Linfeng called his assistant: "How is Luo Ting doing lately?"
The assistant wiped his sweat and said, "It's very good. The young master also got the first place in his grade under the guidance of Mr. Luo."
Song Linfeng went to the hospital that night and heard Luo Ting talking to his colleague Little Wolf Dog.
Luo Ting: "We can't give it a try after I get divorced. I now have a car, a house and..."
Song Linfeng pushed the door in expressionlessly: "There is also a CEO husband with a net worth of tens of billions."
Intention: Work hard and be proactive