Even Gods Have Pheromones

[Pre-released article "I became a god in the escape game thanks to my wife", please collect it! ! Thank you everyone~The copy is below] In the year 2270, except for the human world, the remaining three realms had withered away, had no relatives, and were about to go extinct. The leaders of the three realms put aside their prejudices and sat together calmly for the first time in thousands of years to discuss countermeasures. Three days later, an announcement issued by the Heavenly Family Planning Office went viral in the three realms. This is an announcement to lift the ban on glands. When the world first opened, creatures from all walks of life were born. In fact, non-humans had glands, pheromones and other organs at that time, but they already had many abilities. The glands were dispensable and troublesome for them, so they ordered the seal to be sealed. Until today, it has been unlocked! ! The announcement was signed by the names of major figures from the three realms, proving that the announcement was for the entire three realms. For a time, the entire three realms were in chaos, and the three realms were clearly divided. Although they were not as fierce as they were thousands of years ago, they rarely communicated with each other, let alone got married. They stayed in their own realms, and they were almost sick of seeing the faces of the same kind for tens of thousands of years. As soon as this ban was lifted, there was a carnival shared by all three realms. The white-clothed gods and fairies in the heaven have all kinds of elegant figures, with cold and ascetic features. The male demons in the demon world have exaggerated figures and eight-pack abs. The female demons are sexy and hot. The male and female demons in the demon world are all good in bed... Siha. But as soon as the ban was lifted, the first pair of 100% compatible lovers matched by the pheromone management department made the three worlds silent, and they all took out their handkerchiefs and covered their faces and whined. Pairing lovers: Lord of the Demon Realm*Sapphire God of Heaven Who doesn't know that they were former master and disciple, and have been bitter enemies for hundreds of years? Are the people at the Pheromone Management Office sure that these two big guys won't just demolish their offices? One day has passed, and the pheromone management office has not exploded. Two days have passed, and not only has it not exploded, but a second pair of lovers who are 100% compatible has been announced: Yuelao*King of Hell Everyone was shocked again, how did these two unrelated people get together! Is the machine at the Pheromone Management Office really not broken? After a while, several big guys came out one after another and left comments: It's not broken, it's very useful, and I (we) are very satisfied. Unit drama: The first pair: The Lord of the Demon Realm is attacked by the God of Heavenly Sapphire (Wife~ Wife posted [Wife Chasing Crematorium]) The second pair: Yue Lao is attacked by the King of Hell (Don't resist, I know you love me! [Forced Bamboo Horse]) The third pair: The demon king of the demon world attacks *His Royal Highness receives The fourth pair: Little Buddha is attacked by *human police Probably all of them are shameless attacks on qwq … … I'll add new stories when I think of them~ *Because even though he is a god, he is still considered an abo, so there will be plots about giving birth to children, some of them will be born, and some of them will not. We will not describe too much about the babies, and will probably just mention them in one sentence. We can discuss this. If you want to have a baby, you can have a baby, and if you don't want to, forget about it. *Hope you all like it and enjoy reading Pre-release article: "I became a legend in the escape game thanks to my wife" Copywriting: The game begins when Yan Muchen wakes up and sees a rotten pumpkin head crawling on his window. "Fuck." Yan Mu Shen cursed, closed his eyes and lay back with an expressionless face, "I must not have woken up yet." After waiting for two minutes, Yan Mushen opened his eyes. This time, the pumpkin head had already stretched out his tongue and licked his glass window, "..." "Guess" is a thriller escape game. It is based on the real world and brings players into the game. Some players will become monsters, while others will remain the same. Their only task is to survive. Not eaten/killed by monsters/humans. But, how do you know whether the person opposite you is a human or a monster? This is a game that taps into infinite fear. "We don't distort human nature, we only spread fear." The NPC wearing a smiley mask said with a smile. —— In the escape game, more and more novice players are being drawn in. I don't know since when, a saying began to spread among the players, "If you enter the game for the first time, if you step on dog | shit | luck and meet a tall man with a fierce and handsome appearance, don't doubt, don't hesitate, rush over to hug his thigh and join his team. He is the biggest bug in this game, the walking lucky buff, follow him, you will not die even if you want to." Yan Muchen heard this rumor and bit his cigarette holder in confusion, feeling unhappy, "What do you mean by this? Dad, I worked hard to bring them through, but they actually spread rumors and I relied on luck?" Later, someone asked Yan Muchen which way to go. Yan Muchen raised his eyebrows and said happily, "Huh? How do you know that I relied on my wife to pass dozens of levels?" Another person asked Yan Muchen what he was eating for lunch, and Yan Muchen immediately said cheerfully: "Huh? How do you know that my wife loves me so much that she is reluctant to let me die and has opened countless back doors for me?" "..." Please, shut up. As for the basic rules of the game - Yan Mu Shen just stamped the seal with his mouth, the mother of several children - Bai Hanlu, was quietly and seriously eating chocolate on the side, as if she couldn't hear Yan Mu Shen's outrageous and unfounded words. [This is a story about first being a neighbor, then a treasure, and finally the mother of a child/all thanks to Lao Gong's shameless imagination and a maniac successfully chasing his wife, and finally the wife and children are on the hot bed] —— "I don't have a beautiful gift box, but I gave you my data core." He is so sexy and has a strong sense of justice. His attack*force value is full and he is indifferent. Contestant No. 2 In the following document: Title: "I am pregnant after having pity on the queen" Copywriter: Li Letong read an ancient and bloody novel. In the book, Shou is the son of a general. He should be high-spirited, but first he is sent to the palace, humiliated by the emperor, then the emperor is killed, and the new emperor ascends the throne. This is a direct attack, and he is also physically and mentally abused by the positive attack. Li Letong stayed up late to read it. His heart ached a few times during the reading. He wished he could go into the book and point at Gong's nose and scold him for not loving others. Wouldn't it be better to love each other? ! It must be forced and tortured! When he opened his eyes again, Li Letong turned into the cannon fodder Emperor Gong Er who had the same name as him. Li Letong was dumbfounded, but then he was so excited that he flew into the air, okay? He was already here, how could he still let Shou suffer? ! Give all the delicious food and drinks to the Queen! The next second, Li Letong vomited blood and fell down. Good guy, he also set restrictions on people, no OOC. So Li Letong's style of painting started to become strange. In fact, he was kind to the queen, but he had to say: "You are so thin that you don't have any flesh. It's disgusting for me to let you sleep with me." For another example, a certain concubine was picking trouble with the queen and was caught by Li Letong. The concubine pretended to be pushed down by the queen and complained to him. Li Letong wanted to rush forward to comfort the queen, but he had to smile coldly and said, "Are you worthy of touching my beloved concubine with your dirty hands?" Li Letong: qwqwuwuwu, I don't want this. The queen must think that I hate him... My heart hurts. —— Chu Han discovered an interesting thing recently. The previously disgusting Hunjun seemed to have changed into a different person, and he spoke harshly to him, but in fact, he changed his ways to give him good things. He used to be a romantic, but now he is like a pure boy. When he meets him occasionally, he always secretly glances at him. Chu Han smiled slightly and said, "Interesting." A soft-hearted and kind-hearted little cute girl, with a cold and gentle heart. Demining: have children Note: Feeling is wearing [This is a story about pity for the queen, but ended up pitying herself for it] Purpose: To love someone, you must be honest