[[Chapter 68 is a duplicate chapter, the missing 68 went to wb+, and a few hundred words were added to express my apology. I'm very sorry~]]
[[The continuation of the article "I became pregnant after pity for the Queen", please collect it~]
(This article was uploaded to v on 11.15)
Lin Shiyuan is a straight-tempered scumbag who has always disliked serious people who pretend to be serious. Among them, He Ning is the first.
What a coincidence, the new semester of senior high school was divided into classes, and he and He Ning were in the same class.
His bad friends laughed at him for being so "lucky", but Lin Shiyuan was unhappy. On the first day of class placement, he accidentally bumped into the rumored weak academic god in the corridor. He suddenly changed his mind about apologizing, raised his eyebrows, and said, "I'm sorry, academic god."
He Ning was clean, pushed up her glasses, smiled good-naturedly and said, "It's okay, Classmate Lin."
Classmate Lin clenched his fist.
He felt that he and He Ning were not compatible and would never be able to have a good conversation with each other in this life, let alone be friendly classmates.
Who would have known that the day after he said these cruel words, he secretly went up to the stairwell on the highest floor with his mobile phone to listen to a radio drama he had kindly arranged. The cheap earphones had poor contact and accidentally disconnected, and the sound of the radio drama came from the receiver of his mobile phone.
Sticky, panting breathing.
At the same time, someone came up the stairs, it was He Ning.
Lin Shiyuan held his mobile phone and looked at each other with He Ning, both of them looking extremely calm and calm.
A few seconds later, it was He Ning who broke the deadlock and commented seriously, "The call was pretty good."
Lin Shiyuan's heart exploded with dissatisfaction. He refused to admit defeat and replied calmly, "Then he is crying, not screaming. Also, my screaming is better, do you want to listen?"
He Ning declined, "No, I'm straight."
Not long after, Lin Shiyuan kicked He Ning, who had just finished kissing him and pretended nothing had happened, lowering his head to write a paper, "Didn't you say you are straight?"
He Ning followed the good example without blushing, "Now I'm bent again."
Lin Shiyuan: "... Fuck."
#This is the story of a man who was discovered by the god of learning as a part-time job, and then the god of learning found out about himself, bent himself, bent his arm again, and then ran away to let the arm find him.#
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After He Ning entered high school, he began to suffer from insomnia and couldn't sleep at night. He tried many methods and finally found a solution on an app, ASMR to help him sleep.
He listened to countless sleep-aid audios, and he could fall asleep after listening to them at first. Later, his brain developed immunity and it was difficult to fall asleep again, until he turned to a blogger's video.
From then on, it was his good night and his sleeping pill. Unfortunately, the blogger was very casual. When he wanted to update, he would update five posts in a row. When he didn't want to update, he would disappear once every half a year.
He Ning has been looking for this blogger for a long time.
After the third year of high school, he became a classmate with someone who didn't like him very much. One night during self-study, he finished the test paper and accidentally raised his head to see Lin Shiyuan diagonally across from him tapping his textbook with his fingers. With just this movement, He Ning's brain suddenly relaxed, and a light and soft sleepiness came over him.
He Ning: "..."
I found the blogger who stopped updating. What should I do? He is my classmate. How can I tactfully urge him to update the sleep aid video? Wait online. It's very urgent. Also, I don't want to lose my vest.
He has a bad temper.
He Ning Gong (not a weak attack, clingy and insecure after falling in love)
Please collect the follow-up article "Even Gods Have Pheromones"
Copywriting:
In the year 2270, except for the human world, the remaining three realms had withered away, had no relatives, and were about to go extinct. The leaders of the three realms put aside their prejudices and sat together calmly for the first time in thousands of years to discuss countermeasures. Three days later, an announcement issued by the Heavenly Family Planning Office went viral in the three realms.
This is an announcement to lift the ban on glands.
When the world first opened, creatures from all walks of life were born. In fact, non-humans had glands, pheromones and other organs at that time, but they already had many abilities. The glands were dispensable and troublesome for them, so they ordered the seal to be sealed. Until today, it has been unlocked! !
The announcement was signed by the names of major figures from the three realms, proving that the announcement was for the entire three realms.
For a time, the entire three realms were in chaos, and the three realms were clearly divided. Although they were not as fierce as they were thousands of years ago, they rarely communicated with each other, let alone got married. They stayed in their own realms, and they were almost sick of seeing the faces of the same kind for tens of thousands of years. As soon as this ban was lifted, there was a carnival shared by all three realms.
The white-clothed gods and fairies in the heaven have all kinds of elegant figures, with cold and ascetic features. The male demons in the demon world have exaggerated figures and eight-pack abs. The female demons are sexy and hot. The male and female demons in the demon world are all good in bed...
Siha.
But as soon as the ban was lifted, the first pair of 100% compatible lovers matched by the pheromone management department made the three worlds silent, and they all took out their handkerchiefs and covered their faces and whined.
Matching Lovers: Lord of the Demon Realm* Searching for the Jade God in Heaven
Who doesn't know that they were former master and disciple and have been sworn enemies for thousands of years! Are the people at the Pheromone Management Office sure that these two big guys won't just demolish their offices?
One day has passed, and the pheromone management office has not exploded. Two days have passed, and not only has it not exploded, but a second pair of lovers who are 100% compatible has been announced:
Yuelao*King of Hell
Everyone was shocked again, how did these two unrelated people get together! Is the machine at the Pheromone Management Office really not broken?
After a while, several big guys came out one after another and left comments: It's not broken, it's very useful, and I (we) are very satisfied.
Unit drama:
The first pair: Lord of the Demon Realm* Searching for the Jade God in Heaven
The second pair: Yue Lao * King of Hell
The third pair: Demon King of Demon Realm*His Royal Highness the Crown Prince
The fourth pair: Ferb*human policeman
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I'll add new stories when I think of them~
*Because even though he is a god, he is still considered an abo, so there will be plots about giving birth to children, some of them will be born, and some of them will not. We will not describe too much about the babies, and will probably just mention them in one sentence. We can discuss this. If you want to have a baby, you can have a baby, and if you don't want to, forget about it.
*I like it very much and will try my best to write it as well as possible
*Hope you all like it and enjoy reading
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Purpose: Study hard, abide by laws and regulations, and be a person with a bottom line