Zhang Zi'an: My wife smells so good! She just won't let me kiss and cuddle her in public to declare my ownership! I'm heartbroken! I must be the most miserable person in the world. I can't even hug my wife!
Chen Jing: This big, green-tea-ish dummy is so cute!
Zhang Zi'an: I'm so pathetic! My wife stole the blanket! When I fought back, she smacked me with her little hand! Waaah, sob sob~~
A rebel at court: You're a eunuch. Do you really think you're worthy?
Chen Jing sneered. "I served His Majesty back when he was still an unfavored prince! Back then, His Majesty was dressed in rags and went hungry. I risked being beaten to death to steal food from the imperial kitchens. When His Majesty was little and couldn't read, I asked other eunuchs who were out shopping to buy the Four Books, the Five Classics, and books on the teachings of Confucius and Mencius, so we could learn together.
"I took the blows meant to kill His Majesty several times, and that's how I earned my position today! I'm not worthy? Honestly, if even I am not worthy, then everyone here is nothing but trash! Hmph!"
Theme: No matter what hardships they face, they can still hold hands and grow old together.
