After a lifetime of hardship, Chu Tang got a phone call: "Are you there? This call is 36 years overdue. You've had a hard time all these years. You were born into the wrong family."
The next second, Chu Tang was hit and killed by a truck.
Chu Tang: ...Even if I was born into the wrong family, you didn't have to take me back in such a simple and brutal way.
After being violently "reclaimed," he was hired as a quick-transmigration worker in the Scum-Tormenting Channel. After 36 years of struggling to get by, all he fears is going hungry or having nothing to wear. He has no fear of the bitter love-hate drama in revenge stories about tormenting scumbags.
Scumbag men? Green tea schemers? He'll take on one or two at a time.
His one miscalculation was that the green tea schemers in these worlds were all set to have rather high combat power. He barely lost to them, and he couldn't out-insult them either. After getting under his skin again and again, he suddenly realized that this green tea was a real person.
He was furious. "You're the one keeping me from winning Employee of the Year? Get out here and fight!"
The green tea saw that his cover was blown and dropped the act, shedding his fake sweetness to reveal the face of a sinister yandere. "Hello. Let me properly introduce myself. I'm the god of this domain, and I like you. Be my boyfriend."
"..." Chu Tang, a straight man: "I get that you're desperate to keep an employee like me, but there's no need. Really, there isn't."
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Rong Yi was a fallen evil god, punished for several crimes at once thousands of years ago and tossed into the domain to do time.
Bored out of his mind, he became obsessed with pretending to be a green tea schemer in various worlds to make things harder for lucky participants. One day, while playing a green tea schemer in a beginner world, he got slapped by a brash newcomer.
Back in his own body, after confirming that he'd really been slapped and that the slap had come through the world and landed on his real body, Rong Yi said, "...Quick hands."
He picked a fight with the tasker. When the other man went after scumbags, Rong Yi stepped in to stop him. When he wanted to deal with white lotuses, Rong Yi held him back. He did everything he could to get under the other man's skin, until his target developed green-tea PTSD. Meanwhile, Rong Yi alone had fallen in love.
He wasn't too worried. The man was in the domain, after all. Surely a dignified Supreme God like him could handle one tasker?
But as it turned out, anyone who could slap him once could certainly slap him a second time.
"Oh, you're a god?" The young man smiled lazily. "What a coincidence. So am I."
Dual transmigration, two wild and dangerous men, 1v1, happy ending, slow-burn romance, golden finger.
Forced to become a green-tea expert: refined on the surface, handsome and reckless, a brutal straight-man shou.
Moody, capricious, and theatrical: a wickedly playful, fake-green-tea yandere, a childish Supreme God gong.
Before you read:
1. There are both BG and BL worlds.
2. The gong isn't really a green tea schemer. He just genuinely has a few screws loose.
3. The gong plays a homewrecker role, and bodies are swapped, but no actual homewrecking takes place.
4. Dual transmigration. The two leads interact outside the worlds too. They don't transmigrate seamlessly from one world to the next, and the setup is a bit like an infinite-flow story.
5. Neither lead is purely good. The gong does whatever he wants, and the shou loves and hates with clear eyes. They both do what feels good to them.
Theme: When you can't make up your mind, I'll give you a push.
Damn it, you are looking for death!!! Seeing Tangtang being beaten, my breath suffocated and I was so angry!!! I'm so angry!!!
Don't be sad, I actually like this article very much. I read it casually. Jinjiang category gave me more than 300 books before I finished it. I started reading it in February this year. It was during the winter vacation and I became a high school student. I went home once a month and played games. I haven't read an article in a long time. After I was divided into classes this semester, I met like-minded friends. When the school didn't have a mobile phone, I pushed novels to her. I pushed six of them in four months. I can't remember anything. What to recommend? Anyway, I can remember all the articles that I really like, including this article. I came back from summer vacation and started reading it. I saw that there was no update for more than two months, and my heart went cold. However, I am picky about articles, so I clicked on it. I listened to the mechanical audio reading and Minesweeper at the same time, so I didn't comment as much as I did before when I saw someone I was interested in. It was also because I was chasing updates at that time. After listening to this chapter, I switched back to the background. Well, I typed a lot of words without realizing it. Reading it by myself doesn't make much sense. Forget it, I'm not very good at organizing language. I just want to say that the big text is very good. Come on!
748!!!!!!!! 748!!!!!!!!!!! Yay! To be honest, I still want to see Puppy 1 cry (deeply)
It's so wonderful. It's so wonderful. I love it and cry easily. I love it and cry easily!!!!
I came back for the second time after a year. I didn't expect to see Dada update. Does Dada still look familiar to me?
Oh my God, it hurts!!!! Madam, please take care of yourself first, your health is the most important thing!! Hold tight
Update update ah ah ah, school starts again tomorrow 😭 😭
Update (try new features) 🤔 🤔 🤔
The author and I live longer than each other, alas (?_?)
Tied, big meal, knock on the bowl