The Fake Heiress Survives by Being Sarcastic

[Preorders: The Right Way to Use a Gossip System and Shock! My Anti-Scam App Has Become Sentient! Please add them to your reading lists.] [Important] An old-school, brainless wish-fulfillment story. Be sure to check the author's content warnings. *This book is also known as The Fake Heiress Became Famous by Clapping Back and Spending Money. Pei Ying transmigrated into a story about a real and fake heiress, becoming the cannon-fodder fake heiress, Pei Ying. In the original story, the heroine, Pei Yicheng, was a beautiful and kind real heiress. The fake heiress constantly targeted her, acting out until she eventually brought about her own ruin. After Pei Ying transmigrated and absorbed the plot, she thought: There's no way I'm going to get myself killed. Isn't staying alive great? Just then, two mechanical voices sounded in her mind: "Congratulations, Host! You've bound the Sarcastic Comeback System. You'll need to clap back at Pei Yicheng 100 times to escape your tragic death!" "Money-Spending System binding successful. To stay alive, spend all 10 billion!" Pei Ying: ??? And so... Pei Yicheng's role gets stolen. Pei Ying says, "You'd take a flop like that? Are you trying to ruin your career even faster?" Then she casually invests in a big-budget movie and insists Pei Yicheng play the lead. Pei Yicheng: "Aww, my big sister is so good to me!" Pei Yicheng's endorsement gets stolen. Pei Ying says, "You couldn't even hold on to an endorsement that lousy? Go home, wash up, and get some sleep!" Then she turns around and hands her a top-tier luxury brand endorsement, several tiers above the one she lost. Pei Yicheng: "My sister acts tough, but she's so sweet! She's adorable!" Pei Yicheng's dress gets cut up before she can go onstage. Pei Ying says, "Good thing it got ruined. Your ironing-board chest couldn't fill that dress out anyway!" Then she immediately pulls out an outrageously expensive gown, custom-made by a world-famous designer. Pei Yicheng: "My sister cares about me so much! She even knows all my measurements!" Pei Ying spends every day doting on the real heiress, paying for things and standing up for her. Before long, she accidentally becomes famous. Netizens don't get the catfight story they'd expected between the real and fake heiresses. Instead, they start shipping "Yingcheng." Gu Jingxing can't take it anymore. He suddenly appears in one of Pei Ying's livestreams: "Pei Ying is mine. Please don't ship her with anyone else. Thanks." Netizens: ??? The sister ship is so good! Men, keep your hands off my ship! [Important] Content warnings: 1. This story has a mountain of fictional details. Please don't apply it to real life~ 2. The sisters love each other. The male lead's romance comes much later. 3. In the story, the big sister spends money on the little sister using the System's money. 4. I don't accept the claim that women are competing against each other. I counted, and there are way more male villains than female ones. 5. The author's intelligence > the protagonist's intelligence > the supporting characters' intelligence. So it's only natural if you think the villains have been dumbed down. The author's intelligence is right there for all to see. Finally, thank you, lovely readers, for supporting the official release. Happy reading! [Preorder: The Right Way to Use a Gossip System] Chi Yiyi transmigrated into an unfinished entertainment-industry novel, becoming a cannon-fodder actress who shared her name. She also bound a gossip System. She arrived during a live broadcast of a variety show, just as the host asked her to give her impressions of the other three guests. With three juicy scandals from the beginner's gift pack in hand, Chi Yiyi calmly looked at the popular heartthrob. "I think you're incredibly devoted. I mean, you're incredibly devoted to all five of your girlfriends at the same time." Then she turned to the rising young actress. "Sure, you smoke and drink, but as long as you pay back the over 80 million you evaded in taxes, you're still a good girl." Finally, she looked at the male idol and shook her head. "I don't dare comment. I'm afraid he'll kill me to silence me, just like he killed the paparazzo who caught him in a scandal." Guests/Host: ???!! The fans were furious: This nobody who spouts lies just to get attention needs to get lost! How dare you slander our idol/sister? Watch out, you'll get a lawyer's letter! But the fans didn't stay furious for long. Every scandal Chi Yiyi exposed turned out to be true. The heartthrob's harem blew up. All five girlfriends brought out their chat logs and exposed him. The tax bureau issued a notice and hit the rising young actress with a massive fine. The male idol was taken away by the police, who also dug up a paparazzo's corpse in the backyard of his villa. Fans whose idols had fallen from grace were devastated. They swore off fandom and turned into gossip-seekers, camping under her Weibo posts every day to beg her for more dirt. Unfortunately, they didn't get much gossip before they got news that Chi Yiyi was retiring from the industry. After that, whether or not it was just their imagination, once Chi Yiyi retired, the news started featuring more and more civic-minded citizens who loved reporting wrongdoing: [XX financial product endorsed by a celebrity is a scam. After receiving a tip from a civic-minded citizen, the police acted swiftly and successfully recovered all the stolen money.] [Following a report from a civic-minded citizen, an investigation has begun into a popular sanitary-pad brand's use of moldy, substandard cotton.] [A civic-minded citizen reported serious hygiene violations at a food-processing plant. The relevant authorities have issued a warning and ordered the plant to make corrections.] The civic-minded citizen surnamed Chi looked proud: Of course I should use the gossip access I worked so hard to earn through my missions for something more useful! [Preorder: Shock! My Anti-Scam App Has Become Sentient!] Tang Yuan never imagined that the anti-scam app she downloaded on a whim to help with community outreach would become sentient! Sentient anti-scam app: Your face is dark with misfortune, and you may not have long to live. If you want to survive, you'll have to help me spread anti-scam awareness! Tang Yuan: ? Forgive me for saying this, but you sound like a scam yourself! After figuring out that the anti-scam app wasn't lying, Tang Yuan, an animation graduate from Beijing Film Academy, returned to her old line of work. She made animated shorts about different kinds of scams and posted them on Douyin, while using the app's "unlucky people nearby" feature to find victims and reason with them patiently: "This is a pyramid scheme! Don't believe them!" "Isn't this a pig-butchering scam? They're after your money!" "This is a classic Ponzi scheme. You'd have to be crazy to believe them!" At first, nobody watched her animations, and the victims being brainwashed were stubborn too: "That company is totally legitimate. How could it be a pyramid scheme?!" "Get lost! What pig-butchering scam, what cow-butchering scam? What would a little girl like you know?!" "What are you talking about? You're keeping me from making money!" But then one day, her anti-scam animation was reposted by the authorities, and she became an officially endorsed "anti-scam ambassador." The entire entertainment industry rushed to voice her animations. As soon as scammers developed a new trick, a few days later they would see a breakdown of their painstakingly researched scam on Douyin. It was so fast, you'd think there was a mole on their team. Scammers (like Sa Beining gasping for oxygen): I have something to say, but I don't know if I should say it. The victims who hadn't believed her before regretted it bitterly, beating their chests in anguish: "They really were running a pyramid scheme/pig-butchering scam/Ponzi scheme! If only I'd listened to that young woman! Sob, my money!" Theme: Work hard to change your fate