My Ability Is Dimensionality Reduction

Accused of murder by a famous detective at a crime scene surrounded by police? No panic! To prove his innocence, he pushed off with one foot and leaped to an impossible height, revealing four huge blood-red tails from his lower back! He laid his crimson kagune across the famous detective's neck and said amiably:

"I think you should be a little more careful with your conclusions. Someone like me wouldn't just go around killing people, would I?" (^_^)/

During a code-name evaluation, an innocent student accidentally wandered into the scene. The undercover police officer's heart was trembling, but he could only raise his gun and smile flippantly in front of the evaluator. "I'm so sorry, kid. Since you've seen something you shouldn't have, you'll have to stay here!"

Morofushi Dai pulled back the safety, his expression cold. "You guys go on ahead. I'll handle these people."

The evaluator's pupils shifted slightly as he looked at them like they were disgusting social trash. "How can you be so cruel? You'd even attack children? You're trash!"

Bourbon/Li: ???... Hey, you on the Black side, do you want to listen to what you're saying, right in front of Gin?

Amid a war of supernatural abilities, innocent bystanders were dragged into the chaos. He struck upward with a backhand, sending every fighter, along with three millimeters of Yokohama's surface, soaring ten thousand meters into the sky! The culprit slung an enormous scythe over his shoulder, shrouded in black mist. With a cold expression, he pulled out the Book of Life and Death and yawned impatiently.

"Fighting every single day! Is Yokohama the only place with problems? Hurry up and settle everything right here, once and for all! If you die now, I'll write you down on the spot and send you to hell. It'll save me having to chase you down one by one!"

That night, with the same face, the God of Death changed into white robes and spread eight pure white wings, smiling with divine radiance! A dazzling light spread ten thousand feet in every direction from the great angel, illuminating the entire night sky until it was as bright as day! Bathed in light, he smiled and began his sales pitch:

"Spiritual cleansing, two hundred million. Demon slaying and ghost banishing, six hundred million. Repairing the King's Sword, nine hundred million. Bringing back the dead is a little trickier; that'll cost one kiss from the Savage God..."

At Teiko Middle School's training court, the young athletes were bursting with energy and drenched in sweat! Someone dunked and launched the ball... The hoop spirit grew legs and ran away crying! "Waaah, I thought we were bros, but you want to shoot me! Seimei! Shuten! Where are you? I'm done playing!!!"

Theme: I have a special way of proving my innocence.