Friend, are you dead?
Then, friend, want to study? The kind that can save your life!!
Friend, are you broke?
Then, friend, want to study? The kind that can make you rich overnight!
Friend, are you ugly?
Then, friend, want to study? The kind that can make you beautiful or handsome overnight!!
Friend, do you yearn for knowledge?
Then, friend, you absolutely have to study!!! Studying will only make you crave more knowledge!!
Friend, are you lonely?
Then, friend, you absolutely have to study! If you work hard, having companions by your side will no longer be a dream!!!
Hello, students!
Welcome to "Yucai"!
We have a professional death arena, I mean, sports field; professional exam questions that will never be leaked; professional examination halls;
and a professional teaching staff: a hot-bodied PE □□ A, armed with a pointer, your favorite A□□. Don't worry, students, your favorite PE classes haven't been taken over by math □□. Hehe, I tore your math □□ to pieces! Students, hurry to the sports field! Hehehe, I like students who are a little wild.
A beautiful English □□ B with muscles and six-pack abs, your most dreaded Teacher B: Students, sob, even though we're a science class, you still have to turn in your English homework, sob, sob. Waaaah, you have to turn in your homework! (An unreliable note: "Everyone, please don't make our English teacher cry. He's our precious little flower.")
Of course, there are lots more professional □□ waiting to meet you all. Stay tuned! (Kisses)
Friendly reminders:
1. Students, you must study hard. Class time is exceptionally precious, so please, please treasure it! You'll all make it through the courses we provide alive. If a hardworking student gets bullied, well... they'll be dead, hehehe.
2. We like well-behaved students. Naughty children who disrupt class will be punished!
3. Pop quizzes are serious business. You can't treat them carelessly. It would be so sad if you died!
4. Students who get high marks on exams are sure to be excellent. We'll give you our most precious gift, so do your best!
5. How could cheating students be allowed to exist? Oh, and teachers who leak exam questions are just as unacceptable.
6. Students praised by their teachers can get them to do anything for them. But greedy students aren't cute at all.
7. Children, as long as you can study, study like your life depends on it. When it comes to studying, life is... well, you know.
Finally, remember our motto: There are countless lives, but only one exam!
And last of all, welcome to "Yucai"! La la la la la la la la!
Theme: Live well, study hard, keep it up, and don't hate school
