The Entire Entertainment Industry Wants Me to Tell Their Fortunes

Jiang Zhi spent many years cultivating in the mountains. He was an expert at fortune-telling, reading faces, drawing talismans, and catching ghosts.

But after coming down from the mountain, he learned that pretending to be a Taoist without a license could get him arrested for fortune-telling.

With no other choice, Jiang Zhi relied on his good looks to get into a film crew, where he landed a bit part as a pretty piece of background scenery.

On his first day, an actor was possessed by a ghost. To keep his job, Jiang Zhi drove the evil spirit off with his bare hands.

On his second day, he dealt with the ghostly romance haunting the director.

On his third day...

By his nth day on the job, the entire entertainment industry was begging him to tell their fortunes.

Jiang Zhi rakes in money with one hand while worrying that someone will expose the fake license he bought for three hundred yuan.

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Award-winning actor He Shiye is known not only for his superb acting and grand-slam awards, but also for his spectacularly bad luck.

By an incomplete tally, the actor suffers from unexplained diarrhea at least three times a week and trips on flat ground five times...

Then, while filming, he happens to meet Jiang Zhi, who is playing a bookish extra. He Shiye discovers that his bad luck has vanished, but now he's encountering all kinds of nonhuman beings...

A little scene:

One night, the actor wakes up to hear sobbing outside his room. He goes out and finds an evil ghost crouching on the floor, trembling.

His seemingly meek assistant turns on the ghost with a fierce expression. "You're way too scary-looking! Don't show yourself again until you've made yourself look better!"

The ghost looks aggrieved, daring neither to object nor get angry. "Understood, boss."

He Shiye: ?

Lighthearted, not scary!

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After Mistaking My Nemesis for a Scumbag Alpha

After waking up from a car accident, Su Jing smells milk on himself and stares in disbelief. How could he possibly be married to a scumbag!

The scumbag, Yan Ciqing, is a cedar-scented alpha, while he is a milk-scented omega. They met for the first time under the influence of an aphrodisiac, got carried away, completed a permanent mark, and then secretly married.

Yet he was hopelessly in love with the scumbag, doing everything a pathetic lovesick fool would do.

He gave up his idol career for the scumbag. While the scumbag partied and slept around, he spent his heats alone at home. Every few days, he even brought the scumbag nourishing chicken soup.

Ugh, what a scumbag!

Su Jing swallows his disgust and calls out to Yan Ciqing as he walks into the hospital room. "Honey."

Yan Ciqing: ...

Is this a new way of slandering him? Everyone knows Su Jing hates him. They're universally recognized as mortal enemies.

But the person he'd secretly longed for over the years is looking at him and obediently calling him "Honey" over and over, so Yan Ciqing can't help answering, "Mm."

Su Jing takes Yan Ciqing onto a variety show to expose the scumbag, but he never expected the scumbag to be such a good actor.

After seeing the show's preview, everyone expects the two of them to turn the set into a battlefield, trading barbs and fighting to the death. Instead, they're kind of adorable together.

When Su Jing gets sick and raves at the scumbag, Yan Ciqing lays a damp towel on his forehead and placates him. "I was wrong."

Su Jing acts up to get back at the scumbag, doing everything he can to be difficult, and Yan Ciqing puts up with it all.

Everyone: Aren't you two supposed to be enemies? Why are you holding hands?!

Everyone: Enemies-to-lovers in real life! If even Yan Ciqing and Su Jing can get together, what reason do I have not to believe in love?

Later, Su Jing's memories return, and he realizes he was never a pathetic lovesick fool, never a washed-up idol, and never an omega. He and Yan Ciqing had been sworn enemies for three years.

The memories in his head were nothing but the plot of a fanfiction written by a cultish shipper.

But the whole country is already shipping them and hauling the marriage bureau over to them.

Thinking back to when he thought his fever was a heat and clung to Yan Ciqing, begging him to mark him, makes Su Jing want the ground to swallow him whole.

Su Jing: Sorry to bother you. I'll just crawl into a crack in the ground and disappear QAQ

Yan Ciqing: I let you go once three years ago. Do you think you can run away again?

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Please bookmark He Gets Even More Arrogant After Being Reborn.

Famed forensic pathologist Xie Shen is technically brilliant and arrogant. His only regret is that, as an orphan, he was bullied into meekly putting up with it for two years in college instead of standing up for himself.

One day, Forensic Pathologist Xie rejects a colleague who confesses to him, then sneers, "Your dissection skills are terrible. I bet you're just as bad when you're alive."

The colleague flies into a rage, pulls a knife on Xie Shen, and shouts, "You're too arrogant!"

As he lay dying, Xie Shen thought: His skills really are terrible. Three stabs and not one was fatal. Damn, that hurts.

When he wakes up again, he finds himself back in college, right at the start of his most miserable sophomore year.

Xie Shen becomes even more arrogant.

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At the start of the new term, his classmates notice that Xie Shen, whose face had always been hard to make out, has brushed his long bangs aside. His peach-blossom eyes are extraordinarily alluring.

Last semester, his practical skills were still at zero. This semester, he's become a professor's assistant.

Everyone: To die by a beauty's blade is to die happy.

Xie Shen's hand flashes, and he cleanly chops off the head of the chicken he's practicing on. He sneers. "What?"

Everyone: Ah, nothing.

A max-level expert returns to the beginner village. A satisfying power fantasy.

(He'll start out at school, then move on to a wider world than the one he knew in his previous life, crushing everyone in his path.)

A younger, green-tea puppy of a man X an arrogant, sharp-tongued beauty

Theme: Light will ultimately defeat darkness