
Why Did I Bring a Forty-Pound Brick to the Variety Show?
我为什么带四十斤板砖上综艺
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 312k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
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In booklists 23
Stories I've Finished
I only like reading about couples falling in love. Sweet and satisfying stories are the best. Even the angsty ones are usually hard on the body, not the heart. There are crossover and original works.
My Personal Picks in Danmei, 2014–2024
Around 200 books a year, with 15 years of reading experience. A personal selection. Most are sweet romances, perfect for unwinding after a long, exhausting day.
Some Sharp Reviews (Finished Reads)
For readers with very particular tastes who are hard to please
Entertainment Industry Stories I Like
Let's ship couples together as fellow fans!
My Reading Stash
I don't have any major dealbreakers, so this list comes with no warnings. My tastes: powerful couples, dark-skinned, big-breasted male mommies, daddies, nonhumans, handsome bottoms and beautiful tops, and unhinged characters.
Favorites
Good read
Entertainment Industry BL
Entertainment-industry story collection
Variety Shows II
Variety shows 2
Waaah, My Ship!
A list of my favorite danmei main couples. May these sweethearts stay lovey-dovey for the rest of their lives! For some, I don’t feel like writing a review, so I’ll just use the rating I gave when I finished the book
For Personal Use: Revisit When I'm Out of Books
As the title says, my tastes are all over the place. Mostly BL or no romance. I don't like angst. I'm a total fluff addict who can put up with silly, sugary-sweet stories if they're sweet enough.
Books I'd Revisit After Finishing
My personal tastes: I like bottoms, mostly pure romance, occasionally indulge in bottom-loving, adore older partners, and absolutely can't stand scum and abusive relationships.
Danmei Novels with a Bottom Lead That I’ve Reread
All are original danmei with a bottom protagonist. Most are sweet, or at least have a bittersweet, sensual vibe. Updated 2024/11/26: Added a few more good ones I've enjoyed.
A Bit of Everything
For personal use
Worth Reading Again?
Enjoy reading. There is a decent chance I will reread these.
Deliciously Frail, Yet Strong
The protagonist is the bottom, and has a mental or physical illness. If that's your thing, come on in.
Books Worth Rereading Many Times
BL novels I've reread a million times
Paid For These
Before August 2022
Pure Love
Some sweet little romances~
For Personal Use: Unique Showbiz Stories
I'll read anything, but I prefer long novels
Showbiz
Showbiz
Amazing Danmei
Every single one is good.
Entertainment Above All
Our motto is to live for entertainment! (All kinds of survival shows, esports, and entertainment industry stories)
Modern BL
Good read
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Who understands, who understands!!! It was the first time I saw alphabetic writing in Green Market (I can accept alphabetic writing, but I am quite picky) Then I came in because of the name. I thought it was Sha Glyph, but it turned out. It's well written. It's the kind of letter writing that loves each other, cherishes each other, respects each other, understands each other, and compromises with each other. The writing is very subtle but obvious. It's the kind that I can accept. It's not heavy on taste, and it has a very loving and tense atmosphere. I love you and I want to monopolize you, but I don't want you to get hurt either. I will be jealous, but at the same time, you can let it go and do everything with you as the limit, because you are my treasure. I love you, so I am willing to let go of all my guard. I am careful to be tempted and afraid of being abandoned by you. You are my salvation. I am tamed by you but at the same time I keep myself. (Both of m's are my character, so I'm good at empathizing) Actually, I'm not sure who tamed whom. It seems like the initiative lies in the hands of a tyrant, but actually I think it's Ono more, but Ono indulges him too much. Maybe I should say they tamed each other. I really, really love saving lives! ! ! I declare that this article will be placed at the top level of my library!
I like it so much! To be honest, I don't really believe that someone who has not loved a child for more than ten or twenty years can repent and start loving a child, either to make his reputation better, or to please others in order to gain other interests, or to avoid moral condemnation and make himself feel better.
I've repainted it twice and wish I could see it in another location. There are two Zaizai, forget it, I can't tell the other one is Zaizai. I am probably a CP fan of both of them now, but I also feel like I am only a fan of the beautiful baby. Speaking of Wei fans and CP fans, I laugh to death every time I watch them, hahahaha, they are very cute people. I really feel bad for Brother Ye. I was really a little bit broken at the time. I'm glad that there are fans and other people, and Zhou team (this is the most respectful name I give to someone, Zhou team, sometimes you still need to be a person, even though Jiang Mei is manipulating you), I am very happy. He was here before, and now, he is back next to Jiang Jiang. You two are really good. And instead of saying it is an alphabetical text, I actually didn't see this article as an alphabetic text when I was reading it. The boat team is, but Jiang Meiren is not, right? Although, Jiang Jiang, you really allowed someone to be born. The two of them, I prefer to call them salvation, they are two-way taming and each other's salvation. I like this article very much, and the boat team is really good. Although he is a bit more controlling and a little bit older, I usually think he is just a dog. Well, he is still an old boy, but he is really good to his teammates and the people within his control. He will not force others, and at most he can behave a little bit. And I also respect Jiang Jiang very much, although when I saw the extra episode, I kept cursing and saying that the boat team just didn't behave well. Be nice to the beautiful baby and Teacher Jiang, and there are limits to jealousy and possessiveness, okay? Mr. Jiang, you too, don't always let the boat go. Even though you know that you will never change, just be happy with it. One longs for enclosure, and the other longs for violent love. You two are a perfect match, I wish you 99~
The new book is in Jinjiang again, slapped on the bruised thigh again
Why are you in Jinjiang? (Slaps thigh)
Woohoo, is this the end? I feel like it's still unfinished. Time passes so fast. I really want to watch the middle process. Woohoo.
It's just that I may not quite understand why there is a conflict between my mother named Zhou and Teacher Jiang. I just don't quite understand. Please help me, kindhearted people.
If it were another story, I would be annoyed to death if he was so jealous, but the male protagonist enjoyed it, hahaha, I was very happy to read it
After watching Sihasha, there is indeed a bit of alphabet literature in it, Sihasha (drooling)
I've updated it three times, it's really nice, the character is jumping like crazy on my XP