[Complete~ New novel, The Consequences of Taking Your Boss as Your Son, starts serializing on April 1]
Designer gong vs. college student emperor shou, 1v1, pure sweetness
"In my barren land, you are the last rose." - Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and a Song of Despair
The thing Ji Nanke regrets most is that, on that day, he had a conversation with a talking dog and wound up caught up in a transmigration incident.
But it wasn't him who transmigrated. It was his neighbor.
Even worse, his neighbor had been possessed by the emperor from an ABO novel.
Little Emperor: "You're so capable. I hereby appoint you Chief Eunuch of the Imperial Household."
Ji Nanke grabbed the System that had transmigrated into the dog and had it neutered. "Here, your Chief Eunuch."
Little Emperor: "I think I'm about to present. Go find me a few beauties. I'm very potent!"
Ji Nanke grabbed the Little Emperor and gave him a shot to bring down his fever.
Little Emperor: "This is my new State Preceptor. He's amazing at reading tarot in our class, and he knows I've been wavering between happiness and indecision lately."
Ji Nanke grabbed the Little Emperor and gave him a thorough lesson in anti-feudalism.
Little Emperor: "I'm giving you the chance to earn an official title and nobility. Do you want it?"
Ji Nanke: "How many times have I told you? I'm not becoming Chief Eunuch."
Little Emperor: "No, this time I'm making you my empress!"
New novel, The Consequences of Taking Your Boss as Your Son
Quick transmigration, 1v1, scheming, hammy boss vs. sweet-faced, black-hearted System
Scheming, hammy boss vs. sweet-faced, black-hearted motherly System
Yu Jue was once a space-time merchant, traveling through various worlds to peddle his wares and living life to the fullest.
What was on offer? Fertility drugs, pheromone perfume, suppressants for overconfident men, Cupid's arrows, boxing gloves... As long as you had the money, anything could be arranged.
Yu Jue was living the good life. As long as he worked hard at being a profiteer, he could save enough money to be reborn.
But after selling his boss an illegal product, he was beaten into an overpowered System chosen by fate and made to take on exhausting missions. And on top of that, he had to give his products away for free--
He had to help a milk-drunk omega become the ruler of the interstellar realm--
He had to help a frail little tiger reclaim the throne--
He had to help a frail orphan cultivate the Dao and become a god of the heavens--
He had to help a delicate, weak, top student and white lotus become the ultimate boss--
He was hardly ever assigned a normal mission...
But Yu Jue made the best of a bad situation. Facing the protagonist destined to become invincible, he wheedled, "Dear~ Limited-time special! Collect 648 points and I'll send you ten mystery boxes. You might even get a rare item! Also, make me your godfather and I'll give you a lifetime membership, with an even better 12% discount!"
At last--
Using lies, sweet talk, and sneak attacks, Yu Jue ruthlessly earned enough energy, then walked away without a backward glance, ready to be reborn.
But he was stopped at the entrance to the reincarnation office--
A man wearing the cape of the headquarters' boss held a fertility drug in his hand and smiled. "Godfather, you still owe me a child."
[Bonus scene]
The consequences of taking advantage of your superior:
Polite System: Your mother?
Theme: Keep your feet on the ground! Build a brighter future together!
Ah, brother, is this line "be"?
Congratulations on the completion. Xiaomeng and Nanke are both cute
I think higher mathematics is okay, but the hardest one is organic chemistry.
Brother Ji: I don't want to have another grandchild
No exhaust fumes at all
Hahahahahahaha can you blame the little cat?
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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha so cute
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I will make you a historian and you can write whatever you want!