The Path to Godhood Begins as a Slacker [Mecha]

[Coming next: The Lonely King Is Forced to Fall in Love to Save the World. Please add it to your reading list!] To escape an arranged marriage between families, Xin Tian hurriedly grabbed the mecha beside her: "This is my boyfriend. We're very much in love, so please don't tear us apart!" In the interstellar age, love between humans and machines was nothing new, but the family elders were still utterly shocked: "...Well, yes, but... that's an agricultural mecha!" The handsome male lead of a novel, standing nearby, wanted to "save" her. He took her hand with deep affection and said, "Join my harem, and you can escape the arranged marriage. Then your future will be bright. Isn't that wonderful?" Xin Tian pulled her hand away. "...Not at all." After discovering that she was in a novel, destined to be a disposable character and a resentful member of the male lead's harem, Xin Tian was completely exhausted. The facts had already proven that, with the world set up this way, no matter how hard she tried, she would never succeed. So what she truly wanted was a future where, in a life controlled by the author and held down by the protagonists, she would ask for no fame or success, only the peace of being a lazy slacker. As for the male lead, a weapon of causality who would make her heartbroken and die young, she wanted him to stay far away from her. Farther away still. To achieve her ideal life of lying flat, she even came up with a perfect [Slacker Plan]: The very first step: claim that an agricultural mecha was her boyfriend to escape the arranged marriage. But she never expected that, apart from the first step, everything she did afterward to become a slacker would successfully lead her farther and farther away from her original plan... * Even long, long afterward, the agricultural mecha still remembered being abandoned in a scrapyard, waiting to be crushed, melted down, and recycled. Suddenly, someone connected it to a power source. For the first time in ages, it powered on. It opened its eyes and saw silver hair wreathed in a faint neon glow beneath the sunlight, and a young woman with tears in her eyes. "Can you fight?" the girl asked. It was an agricultural mecha that could only plow fields. But it knew this was its only chance to return to the world. [Yes.] It displayed those two words on its screen. From then on, to make good on the lie that started it all, it made efforts it had never imagined, saw sights it had never seen, and experienced adventures it had never expected. And whenever the girl made a request, its answer was always simple: [Yes.] My master, My faith, My salvation. For you, I will always say yes. * This is the story of someone determined to lie flat, but who keeps getting back up because she's too stubborn to give up, and never quite manages to stay down. Diligent, down-to-earth, hardworking, and a champion at overworking: an agricultural mecha x dark-skinned, white-haired, absent-minded battle angel The male lead (he counts as a guy, right?) is an intelligent AI. Nonhuman love interest warning. An interstellar mecha combat setting, with fighting and romance side by side. After all, fighting and romance both get the blood pumping, so they go together perfectly. A silly, hilarious, sweet little comedy coming next: The Lonely King Is Forced to Fall in Love to Save the World Agent Codename 011 is calm, reliable, always on call, and capable of handling everything on her own, from preliminary investigations to post-battle cleanup. She is the most trusted support agent in the hearts of the superpowered heroes. Who could have guessed that one day, the legendary villain "Causality Terrorist" would suddenly appear before her and solemnly declare: "I'm activating a new weapon of causality: 'Love's Positive Correlation.' If Agent 011 hasn't fallen in love within a month, the world will be punished with natural disasters such as earthquakes, tsunamis, and volcanic eruptions, and humanity will face an eternal apocalypse! Heh heh heh heh heh!" To save the world, the superpowered heroes sprang into action once more. This time, however, they all flocked to 011: "Ascending Dragon Path" Zhuo Qi descended from the sky, his tall frame completely enveloping 011. "Yao Yao, the roads are jammed after work. Don't take the subway or the bus. Ride me." The "Wizard," Garcia, gently steadied her. His captivating emerald eyes gazed at her, and her loose shoelace tied itself into a perfect bow. "Sweetheart, watch your step." The "Many-Faced Hero" transformed into handsome men of every sort, dazzling 011 like a revolving lantern, then finally changed back to his own youthful, delicate-looking self. "I can be any type you like, big sis. Or... would you like me best as I really am?" Even her childhood friend suddenly awakened a transformation-type superpower and joined in: His muscular chest nearly burst through the limited-edition magical-girl sailor uniform he'd transformed into. Her childhood friend twisted her shapely legs, her usually stern face blushing bright red, tears welling beneath her gold-rimmed glasses. "Yao Yao... h-help me... Do all superheroes have to wear clothes like this?" Agent 011 took off her sunglasses. Dark circles weighed down her eyes, and blood streamed from both nostrils. "...Please don't make things difficult for me. I'm just an innocent lonely king who's focused on saving the world." A deadpan-faced, shrieking-on-the-inside, overworked, loveless queen (female) x a busty magical-girl superhero newbie (male) A silly, nonsensical palate cleanser, with no ships to bet on. The lonely king may have an ocean of choices, but there's only one big-breasted fish she likes to eat. Theme: Never surrender to fate!