Your Pinwheel Doesn't Lose Health [JX3]

Feng Cai returns to the game JX3, only to be falsely accused of maliciously smearing someone and caught in a public-opinion crisis. But one male player, Ye Chen, is especially considerate toward her.

When Ye Chen sets off 99 fireworks imbued with romantic affection for her, the whole server starts cheering them on. Even Feng Cai thinks he's about to confess.

But all Ye Chen says is that she's his good buddy!

Feng Cai gets a little mad and spends the night complaining about Ye Chen. Somehow, she ends up in a teleportation array connecting the real world to the game.

After transmigrating, Feng Cai becomes the character on her own game account. The System assigns her a mission: [Make Ye Chen fall for you and confess. Time limit: 14 days.]

If she doesn't complete the mission in time, Feng Cai will die in the game world forever.

Feng Cai, who doesn't want to die: Fine, I'll do it! Happy now?

She sends Ye Chen an invitation.

"Want to go fight together?"

"Want to do Arena together?"

"Want to run a dungeon together?"

Ye Chen is also bound to a System. Because Feng Cai's character has a tangled karmic history with his good friend, Ye Chen's mission is to avenge that friend by taking revenge on Feng Cai's character.

So whenever Feng Cai invites him to do something, Ye Chen's System frantically gives him instructions from the sidelines:

[She asked you to go fight. Bring three healers who are bound to you and go with her!]

[She asked you to do Arena. You're a Cangjian and she's a Qixiu. Get a Tian Ce to join you and play the Cangjian-Tian Ce-Qixiu combo! Have the Qixiu heal the Tian Ce and Cangjian!]

[She asked you to run a dungeon. Take on a female disciple in front of her and buy the disciple some gear.]

Ye Chen: That's brutal! You're telling me to step on every landmine!

[System: You need to make her hate you or feel disgusted with you, so she'll lose heart and quit the game. Only then will your revenge plan succeed.]

So Ye Chen brings three bound healers and invites Feng Cai to a five-player dungeon, thinking she'll start to hate him.

But Feng Cai still keeps asking him to play, and even flirts with him now and then!

[System: Affection has risen to 5%, 10%, 20%...]

Ye Chen: I'm stepping on every landmine. Why does her affection for me keep going up?

[System: You idiot! It's your affection for her that's going up!]

Ye Chen: Oh... I couldn't resist her...

[System: You keep straying from the main mission. You must accept System punishment!]

Ye Chen protests: I did exactly what you told me to do. Why are you shocking me?

[System: Bullshit! The three healers you brought are female characters, but they're actually being played by male players! Don't think I didn't notice you exploiting a bug!]

Ye Chen is soon shocked numb by the System. He struggles out from under the desk and says, "Can I just quit this mission? I only want to cuddle with her."

[System: If you won't behave, I'll make the mission harder!]

Before long, a male green tea starts hanging around Feng Cai, stopping Ye Chen from going on "dates" with her every day.

Ye Chen: Forget revenge, why am I dealing with a male rival now too?!

1. A keyboard MMO story set in JX3. Main couple: Qixiu x Cangjian, the West Lake duo.

2. Chasing-the-wife-to-the-crematorium, then getting back together after a breakup.

Another romance in the same JX3 keyboard MMO series, The Top-Ranked Pao Ge Only Has Eyes for Me [JX3], is complete. Check out the author's page if you're interested. (Hehe.)

After finishing this West Lake duo story, I may also start:

My Daozong Partner [JX3] (working title)

Poison Sister Runs a Business in Another World, But Picks Up Three Handsome Men [JX3]

Add them to your reading list if you're interested!

Theme: Love is hard to control, so just follow your heart.