A Daoist Sparrow Who Just Wants to Gossip

As a sparrow spirit raised by a Taoist priest, Bai Queque’s greatest pleasure in life is listening to gossip. Legend has it that there’s a Bai Queque at every mahjong table where the aunties gather.

One day, she transmigrates into a book as a vicious white-lotus villainess.

On her first day there, the whole internet turns against her, nearly driving her out of the entertainment industry. On the second day, the original hero and heroine announce their relationship, and the villainess is mocked so mercilessly that she dies by suicide.

Bai Queque: I know this plot. I’m going to die next, right?

To escape her doomed ending, Bai Queque joins a farming-and-romance variety show so unpopular it’s at rock bottom.

The online haters who follow her there soon realize something isn’t quite right.

While the other guests are still making excuses to avoid raising pigs and working the fields, Bai Queque’s hens are already taking flight, and even her chicks can dance the tap!

While everyone else is chopping down trees with an axe, Bai Queque, who looks frail and pitiful, uproots a willow tree with ease!

Most terrifying of all, she can read fortunes. But why use that skill to predict when the hens will lay eggs?

Why are you so good at this?! Are you really the same drama queen and green tea girl as before?!

Later, people discover that Bai Queque can be found gossiping and raising chickens not just on farming shows, but also on wilderness survival programs and even dating shows.

Her divination skills have countless wealthy people bending over backward just to get her to read their fortunes.

Before long, the whole internet is saying: “Sis, stop raising chickens and raise me instead!”

Bai Queque: I’m an expert lecturer on bird behavior. Three sentences from me, and a hen lays 18 eggs.

Theme: Make steady progress in life and be an honest, down-to-earth person.