In 2321, the country opened up its cultivation system. The Cultivation Department published a series of cultivation techniques and began recruiting civil servants from the public.
The competition was fierce. Some people had only just started cultivating, while others had already survived tribulation. The more setbacks the candidates faced, the more determined they became. Today, word broke that a descendant of the Tang Clan had suddenly risen to prominence; tomorrow, the Xiao and Ye families' descendants would show up in force. Heirloom rings were everywhere in the department stores, sparking a craze for bloodline tests.
Su Mu: Maybe I should go look for a beggar to take me as his apprentice.
He didn't find a beggar, but he did get a cultivation technology System, which claimed to be an encyclopedia of the cultivation world. Its common nickname was "cheat code."
One day, a Nascent Divinity expert was sprinting through the air at an altitude of ten thousand meters with someone on his back. He was caught off guard and frozen in place, nearly losing his life. A man appeared, holding a little notebook and sticking on a ticket with a serious expression: "Air traffic violation. Speeding: 6 points. Illegal passenger: 6 points. Failure to wear safety equipment: 3 points. Fine: 200. Two days' detention. You must retake your cultivation license within three months."
The cultivator: "My friend is about to give birth!"
System: [Keep him. The Nascent Soul inside him is a new species!]
Su Mu glanced at the handsome man on his back and said expressionlessly, "The man stays. You go pay the fine."
The next day, the trending headline read: [Traffic control officer abuses his authority to steal another man's wife!]
The person involved, in tears: "To be honest, we didn't find out until we got to the hospital. The baby belongs to someone else!"
Demon cultivator A: "You might not believe this, but I've been a human for three years, and Lord Su still hasn't issued me a demon citizen ID."
Demon cultivator B: "Back in the day, Lord Su warned me not to mess with a son-in-law from a prominent family. Too bad I didn't listen..."
Ghost cultivator C: "Ever since I moved next door to Lord Su, the resentment flowing toward him every day has been enough for a century of cultivation."
Beast tamer D: "Ever since my spirit beast saw that man, it hasn't come home for half a month."
Rogue cultivator No. N: "Which talisman cultivator has been graffitiing the walls around my yard? I've been wandering around this maze for three days and three nights and still haven't found the exit. What are the public security authorities even doing?"
A student from the cultivation university next door readily admitted fault: "Sorry about that. Finals are coming up, and I haven't passed the theory and practical exams. I'll deal with it as soon as I'm done!"
Su (strongest on Earth) Mu: "I'm just an ordinary public servant. I can't handle this."
2021.8.20
P.S. The golden finger is ridiculously powerful.
Theme: Prosperity, democracy, civility, and harmony.
