The upcoming story, First Kill Your Beloved, is open for bookmarks. Blurb at the very bottom
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Lu Yuncong, CEO of the Lu Group, hit his head and woke up with his memories set back three years.
The moment he opened his eyes, he saw a diary in front of him with a few big words written inside: "Do not divorce Shi Xingqiu!!"
Lu Yuncong: ...?
As if. How could he possibly have married Shi Xingqiu?!
They were sworn enemies!!
And he was supposed to stay married to him... Had he done something to wrong him?!
He turned and saw his sworn enemy leaning against the door. In a calm voice, he asked, "Do you want a divorce?"
Lu Yuncong froze, then lifted his chin with an air of confidence. "No divorce!"
He'd never divorce him, even if it killed him!!
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To learn more about their love story, Lu Yuncong searched the internet for every bit of fanfiction about them and discovered an entirely new world.
Coercion, threats, and forced love in a locked room!
Submission, coldness, struggling in a cage!
He was so vicious! So awful!
Lu Yuncong decided to turn over a new leaf and pursue love by proper means.
But before he could figure out what to do, he was dragged into a show with Shi Xingqiu, and the two were cast together in a movie.
They joined a couples' travel variety show. The sweethearts were all lovey-dovey, and Lu Yuncong blushed and felt his heart race as he watched his beloved smile, while despising himself inside.
Just to control Shi Xingqiu's work, he'd become the biggest investor in the show!
What a devious motive!
While filming their movie, Lu Yuncong looked at the familiar plot and tearjerking romance in the script, and felt uneasy.
Was this movie hinting that their love story would end badly? Had he planned to dump Shi Xingqiu back then?
A complete scumbag!
After finally winning his beloved over with his sincere heart, he learned that Shi Xingqiu's old flame had returned to the country. Looking at a photo of the two chatting happily, Lu Yuncong drank himself into a stupor.
The pain of love!
Shi Xingqiu held him, utterly confused. What old flame? Whose old flame?
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After learning the truth, Shi Xingqiu sighed and messaged his agent: "Sister Li, if someone's IQ drops after a car accident, does the insurance company pay out?"
#I thought we were happily in love, but you thought it was forced love#
#A love story between a top-tier star and a CEO might be full of silliness#
#It's melodramatic, but not entirely melodramatic; there's a misunderstanding, but not entirely a misunderstanding#
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[Childish, loyal, secretly powerful top x gorgeous, all-around capable bottom who knows how to train his husband]
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Content warnings:
Mutual pampering, both characters are sexually and romantically inexperienced, a silly sweet story, and a side couple of various genders with limited screen time. No real-life inspirations. The plot is basically made up and illogical.
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Upcoming story: First Kill Your Beloved
The Heavenly Dao was invaded by unknown data and became mentally unstable, deciding to destroy the Three Realms.
So the three Chosen Ones each received a secret manual. When they opened it, they saw ten shining golden words: "If you wish to attain the Great Dao, first kill your beloved."
Go! Love and kill each other! Bring this world to ruin!
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After receiving the manual, the sect leader of the Sword Sect pondered for a moment, then suddenly understood.
Got it. He had to find a lover first, then be killed by them. He could sacrifice himself to the Dao, while his lover would achieve the feat of attaining the Dao by killing their husband. Then they could ascend together.
Two birds with one stone!
He looked at the fox demon lying on the bed and asked earnestly, "Will you form a bond with me?"
Odd-thinking Sword Sect leader x the only normal person in the whole sect, little fox demon
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The young master of the Hehuan Sect thought it over for a long time, packed up all his belongings, then secretly went down the mountain under cover of night.
The Hehuan Sect's secret manual had a technique called "Lotus Slays Dragon," but he had neither real-world experience nor a beloved. If he wanted to attain the Great Dao, he had to go down the mountain and gain experience.
He took a fancy to a wealthy young master and pretended to be a helpless, fallen beauty. Clinging to him, he begged to be taken home.
The Demon Venerable kissed his forehead. "Young master, you can't go back on your word this time."
I'll play along. What can I do, I love you. Demon Venerable x I know you're playing me too. Once amnesiac. Young master
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Narcissism warning
The Grand Elder of the Medicine Sect frowned deeply. He felt like someone was messing with him.
First kill your beloved? How? Kill himself?
They were two souls sharing one body. After much effort, they'd developed a formula to separate them and even made him a body of his own. Now they were supposed to destroy it all and start over? What a ridiculous joke.
"If you don't like this body, just say so. Don't go messing around with all this weird stuff." The Grand Elder threw the manual to the ground.
The Second Elder had no idea what was going on. He hurriedly held the man, kissing and coaxing him.
Standing together, they looked like a lotus with two blossoms on one stem.
The Second Elder uses every trick in the book to pamper his wife x the ridiculously easy-to-placate genius alchemist, the Grand Elder
Theme: Even in adversity, never stop loving
Hahahahahahahaha I thought it was an engagement made during the reign of Emperor Xian Feng
I will publish a new article "Behead Your Sweetheart First" at the end of this month. Interested little angels, please save it ~ I love you!
So what is cucumber? Zucchini?
It made me laugh so hard. The boss's imaginary world has already gone into eight hundred chapters of sadomasochism.
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So sweet! This data is not very good. Is there a treasure that no one has discovered?
Good looking! The treasure I found!
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Speaking of grabbing tickets... Tsk, it's hard to grab tickets this year, whether it's a comedy talk show or a concert.
Hug me, everything will be fine!