The Beloved Trash Guide Just Wants to Survive to the End

You accidentally end up in a script set in a world with Guides and Sentinels.

You plan to do nothing at all,

and simply lie low until the world's storyline ends.

In this world, the only things that can pique your interest are the pretty cats, dogs, leopards, rabbits, snakes, and bugs... Since they're spirit beasts, you can pet them without shedding fur, play with them without taking responsibility, and don't have to raise them yourself or make them a nest. All you need to do is spend a little mental energy nourishing them. They're the perfect entertainment for passing the time in this boring world!

Well, as long as their owners, who share a mental connection with them, aren't so clingy.

That's the story summary.

This is a lighthearted story, written wherever the mood takes me.

In the main story's "your" perspective, each type of male guest gets an average of a little over ten thousand words, probably three chapters.

Depending on what the plot needs to wrap up later, each male guest might get an extra chapter with an OP interaction.

What can I say? This trash author always wants to write romance, but is actually a plot addict. So of course nobody reads the stories I write. Isn't that perfectly normal?

Pairing: You, a useless Guide adored by everyone, x all kinds of fluffy creatures. Depending on how things go, there might be a whole bunch of dragons, bugs, snakes... and other exciting exotic pets.

Note: In accordance with JJ rules, you may have a brief encounter with each male guest, but this absolutely won't be an NP. Thanks, cuties~

Theme: Life is hard, so embrace doing nothing