Forced to Sleep with My Best Bro After Being Hit by an Aphrodisiac

Jiang Hanxue transmigrated into a xianxia novel, then fell off a cliff while out gaining experience. The good news: He survived. The bad news: He accidentally contracted a love poison and had to do the unspeakable with someone immediately, or he'd die. Jiang Hanxue looked around the bottom of the cliff. Apart from him and Qin Yunhuai, the good brother he'd met just over a month ago, there wasn't another living thing in sight. Jiang Hanxue: QAQ Heaven, why are you doing this to me?! Just as he was cursing the heavens, his gentle and kind good brother offered to help him dispel the poison. Jiang Hanxue was moved to tears. And so he and his good brother became one for three days and three nights. With the love poison gone, Jiang Hanxue successfully broke through to the Golden Core realm and left the secret realm with weak legs and a wobbly gait. No one knew what had happened. He and his good brother were still just pure, platonic friends! But unexpectedly, his good brother Qin Yunhuai was frail, and some of the poison remained in his body after saving Jiang Hanxue. To repay his debt, Jiang Hanxue had no choice but to grit his teeth and sleep with his good brother again and again. They'd already slept together, so what was wrong with doing it a few more times? Soon, Jiang Hanxue noticed that every time he did the unspeakable with Qin Yunhuai, his cultivation surged. Jiang Hanxue was stunned. What kind of constitution did his good brother have? * The Demon Venerable Qin Qiao heard that the chief disciple of Penglai Immortal Island was the Son of Heaven's Will, with outstanding aptitude and the entire sect's favor. There was even a prophecy that he would one day sweep away the demonic path and become the leader of the cultivation world. The youngest Demon Venerable in ten thousand years scoffed at the idea. Disguised as a low-ranking rogue cultivator, he set out to knock the disciple down a peg. Unexpectedly, during his trial, the Son of Heaven's Will contracted a love poison. It was the perfect chance to kill him, but beneath the veil, his skin was as white as snow, his bones like jade, and the flush of spring lingered on his face. The Demon Venerable's Adam's apple bobbed. * Later, the war between the immortals and demons began. His usually gentle and kind good brother pinned Jiang Hanxue to the bed and said forcefully, "Wifey, didn't you say you wanted to defeat the Demon Venerable? How can you do that if your cultivation isn't strong enough?" Jiang Hanxue cried like a cat. That would have been more convincing if it hadn't come from the Demon Venerable himself. #Can straight men still be platonic friends after sleeping together# #My good brother seems to be addicted to that sort of thing# #Can a straight man be someone's wife too# Coming soon: Can a Little Taotie Be a Caged Canary Too? Jiang Maomao is a lucky beast, a Taotie raised deep in the mountains. Since he was always going hungry, he decided to head to the city and find a job that provided meals and lodging. But his appetite was too big, and several bosses fired him not long after he started. To support himself, he had no choice but to work eight jobs at once, and volunteer at a nearby nursing home on weekends. Volunteers didn't get paid, but they could eat as much rice as they wanted. While giving the elderly residents massages, Maomao watched melodramas with them. The first time he watched a rich-family melodrama: Maomao: The CEO's house has so much food. After watching a bunch of episodes: Maomao: So if I follow the CEO, I'll have a place to live and endless food? A week later, a famous entrepreneur from a major company visited the nursing home. Maomao saw a CEO in real life for the first time: !!! So everything on TV was real! The CEO wasn't just handsome, the food at the nursing home got better as soon as he showed up! If I follow him, I'll definitely get to eat! Jiang Maomao's eyes sparkled! - To be named one of the year's Ten Outstanding Young Entrepreneurs, Gu Huiying made a special visit to a nursing home run by his company. A very pretty little boy came running up to him and said he wanted to go with him. President Gu: Hmph. People in the information age will do anything to take a shortcut. They'd even find out ahead of time that he was visiting a nursing home to do charity work. When will these people understand that he's a principled new-generation entrepreneur, not some coal baron's son? No matter how good-looking someone is, he won't let them break through his moral boundaries. But after visiting the nursing home a few times, President Gu kept seeing the little guy working hard. It was rare to find someone who pursued him so doggedly and was willing to work hard, too. President Gu couldn't help taking another look. One day, while cooking for the residents, Gu Huiying accidentally scalded himself. The little guy bustled around looking after him. President Gu looked down at the other's soft hair, and his moral boundaries began to waver. Maybe being a coal baron wouldn't be so bad... Bonus scene The first day Jiang Maomao became someone's kept lover. President Gu showed off his wealth by taking Jiang Maomao to a French restaurant that was almost impossible to book, then extravagantly reserving the whole place. Music, flowers, fine food: everything was infused with the fragrance of money. After dinner, Gu Huiying proudly asked Jiang Maomao how he liked the meal. Jiang Maomao: It was delicious. President Gu was quite pleased. He asked what Jiang Maomao wanted to do next, assuring him that a man of his means could grant any wish. Jiang Maomao asked cautiously, "Then could you take me to eat fried rice from a street stall later?" President Gu had been ready to buy him a house and a car. Hearing such a modest wish nearly made him fall over. What kind of canary gets promoted and still eats at street stalls? Theme: Only those with real ability can remain undefeated.