Upcoming novels: My Sugar Daddy Wants to Get Married Every Day and The General Keeps Eating His Words Every Day. Visit the author's page to see them.
[Synopsis]
Jiang Ran is an idol singer who both sings and dances. Ever since her debut, she's been called "the hardest-working star in the domestic entertainment industry" and "the greatest workaholic in history." Her only way to relax is reading novels.
When her assistant recommends a mystery novel, she glances at it indifferently, her delicate brows furrowing. "I only want to read mindless, sweet romances where the leads do nothing but fall in love."
Later, one day, Jiang Ran suddenly starts slacking off at work. "Tsk... Why hasn't it updated yet? Who's the murderer?"
Jiang Nian is a mystery novelist who has never written a romance, not even in her debut novel. Even her Weibo account gives off the vibe that she eats children.
Her editor suggests she become a fan of some celebrity to find inspiration. She says, "I'm not interested in those popular stars. My only idol is Raymond Chandler."
By chance, she attends one of Jiang Ran's concerts and says, "Well... I might be changing my mind."
Later, they follow each other, Jiang Nian's writing shifts from suspense and horror to heartwarming romance, and Jiang Ran goes from working in hell mode to taking it easy.
When she confesses, Jiang Ran says, "Niannian, I want to count the stars from your window."
Miss Jiang: "Wait a second. Let me write that down."
Jiang Ran: "..."
[Bonus Scene]
One day, Jiang Nian gets seriously stuck on her novel and postpones an update.
The book review section is under maintenance, so readers can't comment. When Jiang Ran finds out, she posts on Weibo.
Jiang Ran V @Jiang Nian V: She says the update is now at eight tonight. Don't be late~
From then on, the comments under Jiang Ran's Weibo all look like this.
--Ranran, your wife has gone and stopped updating again!!
[Synopsis of Upcoming Novel]
Shi Zheng is a rising young star in the entertainment industry. She gets more idol dramas than she can handle and has starred in countless on-screen pairings. She's gentle and sweet in her shows, but arrogant and hot-tempered off-screen. Netizens call her "the Casanova of domestic entertainment."
Then one day, someone breaks the news that this flower was plucked before she even debuted.
Qiao Mo: "Thanks for asking. It's just a financial arrangement."
Shi Zheng: "..." Do I not have any dignity?
After the Qiao family falls into ruin, Qiao Mo goes from an exalted princess to a miserable wage worker overnight. To pay off her debts, she becomes a money-making machine with no feelings.
Working as a bodyguard, driving a private car, teaching martial arts, delivering packages, and even collecting scrap...
At first, Shi Zheng only teases her for fun. "Hey, how about I keep you?"
Miss Qiao blinks, silently pulls out a calculator, and taps away for a while before calmly asking, "Pay by the hour or by the month?"
Shi Zheng: "...What?!"
Qiao Mo: "A quarterly or annual plan works, too."
Shi Zheng: "..." You shameless flirt! What the hell!
[Bonus Scene]
After they get together, Shi Zheng spends all day trying to make their relationship official. "I mean... shouldn't we change what we call each other?"
Qiao Mo counts her money as she asks distractedly, "Should I keep you instead? I don't have any money, though."
Shi Zheng fumes. "You still think we're in a financial relationship?!"
Qiao Mo looks at her, wide-eyed and innocent. "Then... friends with benefits?"
Shi Zheng: "..." You little brat!
Shi Zheng is so exasperated she laughs, then grits her teeth and says, "Marriage! I said we should get married!"
Qiao Mo belatedly nods, then suddenly understands. "Oh... Then you still have to settle the fare for the car you hired from me before. 69 yuan, cash or mobile payment is fine."
Shi Zheng: "..." You little menace!
[An arrogant, hot-tempered fake delinquent x A cold, aloof, real menace]
Theme: Work hard and live life to the fullest
Health is important, and the writing is good. It's nice and funny, but the writing is a bit lacking. After writing this article, I recommend taking good care of your body. The body is the capital of the revolution, otherwise we will lose a lot of funny and good writing in the future.
The author's brain circuit is as weird as Jiang Jiang's to write such a funny plot. It made me laugh to death.
I can tell you from personal experience that you cannot read this book during class because it is very difficult to hold back your laughter.
Can we have some extra stories about Emperor Jiang and Princess Zhuge? (Probe)
Hahahahahahahaha, both pairs are so cute.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha I'm laughing so hard. It's beautiful.
I'm going to die laughing when I see it, hahahahahaha
I finished reading it in one sitting. It was fun, but a bit short. If it were longer, the collection should be higher.
Hahahahahahaha professionals are suspected of being tailors every day