Don't Overdo the Characterization in Your Fanfic

Every morning when Eijun Sawamura wakes up, he somehow ends up inside a fanfic with a bizarre setting. ...He just wants to play baseball in peace! Wait, why is there even a gender-swap scenario? Don't go overboard with the settings in fanfiction! Sawamura-centric. ------IMPORTANT------ I'd completely forgotten about this story until a friend brought it up and said they were interested. I was in that state where I recognized the name but couldn't remember writing it myself (.) Just give it a look. Starting a story means I have to finish it, and if I don't, my friend will come at me with a knife (not really). Before reading, please make absolutely sure you're okay with the following potential triggers. Otherwise, you'll only be making yourself suffer by coming in. There are thousands of good stories out there, so don't invest all your feelings in one tree. Trees can run, jump, and crush you like a falling mountain. This story has a ton of made-up settings, including but not limited to [gender-swapping, cross-dressing, childbirth], along with all sorts of tropes and characterizations that may [make your eyes go dark, or even darker]. This is entirely based on [my personal kinks]. After reading, you might say, "What on earth is this?" Great, you've fallen right into the trap (beaming smile). This story is only suitable for readers who don't care about the details. If my friend hadn't wanted to read it, I might never have started writing it at all. Let's all thank my friend first I've already given you all these warnings, so if you're still going to the comments to say things like, "Why write this sort of thing? I don't like it. Can you stop posting this here?" then you really don't have to read it (concerned look). Comments won't affect the ending. This is still a plotless, anything-goes story written on a whim, mostly for my friends. Please don't give me writing advice, because I'm sensitive. And don't say things like, "Why doesn't so-and-so do this?" or "So-and-so should do that." Feel free to discuss the plot reasonably. If you don't like it, just leave. You don't have to tell me. I'll fall apart, then keep the drafts for myself and my friends instead of posting them on a public platform. Hehe. Theme: Trying hard to escape bizarre settings