Lu Yangxing has been rapping underground for several years, but no one has seen his true appearance. He comes standard with sunglasses, a scarf, and a big gold chain. He has a unique flow and accent, which leaves a cool impression on people.
Until the manager assigned: If the KPI is not up to standard this month, go and make your debut in the talent show, otherwise the story of your innocent virgin and scumbag man will be revealed to the world.
So 26-year-old Lu Yangxing stood on the stage with his boyish face full of collagen, and sang a cute and sweet song of vitality at the top of his voice.
The whole internet has been made cute.
The rough rap instructor spoke in a low voice for fear of spoiling the atmosphere: Xiaolu, can you be cute? I think... No, everyone, everyone wants to see it.
What Lu Yangxing thought: Get out of here! I can rap better than you, but you still want me to act cute, so that I can give you a wake-up call, and enshrine me in your home!
Made by Lu Yangxing: Okay, nia~QWQ (wink)
Domestic entertainment is abuzz, Lu Yangxing's fans are all over the Internet.
Later, Lu Yangxing was "unfortunately" assigned to the rap group——
The whole network: Lapu is so fierce and not suitable for our cute little lamb at all. The program team is targeting our little lamb!
Lu Yangxing on the stage let himself fly -
The whole Internet is in chaos. Who is that cool rapper with a magnetic subwoofer voice?
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Bai Xi, the most popular and most powerful TOP player, adheres to the masculine virtues of being an idol, resolutely not falling in love, resolutely being a moral model, resolutely not using bad words...
Faced with temptation, Bai Xi always says "No".
Then he met Lu Yangxing——
Lu Yangxing: Yo, you're a handsome guy. He's so sweet.
Lu Yangxing: Damn, I love you so much.
Lu Yangxing: Squat down and give me a secret kiss.
Bai Xi: (blushing) He is so handsome, but I have to stick to the bottom line.
Later——
Lu Yangxing: Do you think I'm horny? Want to touch? Um?
Bai Xi: I want to stick to the bottom, bottom... Whatever the bottom line is, I don't want it anymore.
Later——
Bai Xi: Brother Xiaolu, can I, can I touch you a little more?
Lu Yangxing: Get out!
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Bai Xi: (sadly) I heard that their rappers have a lot of fun.
The whole network: Yes! Dad Zha is a scumbag!
Never held hands. Lu Yangxing:...
Lu Ziye is actually an innocent virgin and a cool rapper who looks super good.
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True innocence · Good family man · Shy at every turn · White and black · Nianxiagong
Lu Yangxing was attacked by X Bai (bǎi)
[If you refuse writing guidance, you don't need to tell me if you abandon the article. Please be calm! You may need to take more frequent leave due to physical reasons. Please read Chapter 1 for details~]
[Happy and free from daily life, the writing style is naive and exaggerated, the style of painting is childish and has no logic, it may be silly, nonsensical and awkward, and the attack and reception are not perfect. It's purely fictitious, there is no prototype, only jokes.
(2021.7.28
——Preview 1 "The Bamboo Horse Movie King Always Thinks I'm Beautiful and Exalted"——
Chen Ji has a sweetheart, and the two have been inseparable since childhood.
Later, Chen Ji got a girlfriend, and Zhu Ma got into a big fight with him for no apparent reason, and they broke up.
Many years later, Chen Ji was forced by life to become an obscure actor, while Zhu Ma has become the best actor.
In a slow-life variety show, the two were assigned to a group. An unscrupulous economic company with a long history came to hear the news and frantically hyped up the scandal between the two.
After many years, the bamboo horse lost its youthfulness and looked fierce and cold.
Chen Ji trembled: It was all done by the economic company! I don't want to get close to you at all! We'd better stay as far away as possible!
Zhu Ma looked at him meaningfully without saying a word, as if to say: We are not familiar with each other, it is none of my business.
At night, Chen Ji felt like something was pressing on him, and he opened his eyes in a daze - and found that the thing was a bamboo horse.
Zhu Ma touched his face, with a hoarse voice and a gentle tone: "You slept like a pig... You did it so many times these days, and you just woke up?"
Chen Ji:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
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Chen Ji grew up in a wealthy family, and even his peers doted on him in every possible way.
Later, when his family fell into decline, the delicate Bao Chenji was tortured by life and turned into a normal person.
When fighting for variety show resources, Chen Ji also said: I am not afraid of hardship! I can also move bricks, one can support ten, and just give me a steamed bun to eat!
Entire network: Chen Ji is going to be bullied by the gang again as a hard-working tool!
And in the show——
The first thing the actor did when he woke up in the morning was to find socks for Chen Ji. While scolding him for being lazy, he held his ankles and helped him put them on.
There was only one seat left on the bus, and the actor sat down unceremoniously. Then he held Chen Ji's waist and asked him to sit in his arms, saying: "The seat is hard, sit on my lap."
Chen Ji couldn't sleep and found that the actor was also awake. He planned to discuss the development of the store with the actor, but the result turned into the two of them lying on the bed, with the actor patting Chen Ji's back rhythmically and softly telling him stories to coax him to sleep.
Entire Network: Where is the promised tool man? ? ?
Chen Ji: Help! ! ! How should I tell him that I am already a normal person! ! !
Movie King: He is relatively wealthy, so be careful not to touch him.
*The girlfriend has been dating for 0 days, and the copywriter didn't get in!
*Be careful when attacking a giant idiot. If you encounter such a person in real life, it is recommended to run away quickly!
————Advance collection 2 "Raspberry Trap" ————
Tu Mei entered an infinite game.
When others are bloodthirsty killers, violent warriors, invisible assassins...
Tu Mei——
It's the little magic fairy holding a magic wand;
She is the princess wearing glass slippers;
She is a succubus who is fragile and easily overthrown;
It's a little penguin in the zoo.
When someone else's mission is to assassinate the devil, survive in the apocalypse, and overthrow the rule...
Tu Mei looked at his mission——
Teach more little magic fairies.
Marry the prince happily.
Tempting the Demon King.
Eat, sleep and act cute.
Tu Mei tugged at her skirt.
Quit! ! ! I want to let myself go! ! !
So the princess wore black high-heeled boots, trampled the monster with her heels, turned around and jumped into the dragon's arms;
The succubus crossed the river and demolished the bridge, and spent the whole night, and after finishing it, he looked satisfied and took care of the people;
The little penguin patted his belly, turned around and built a mecha, punching a human...
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The audience in the live broadcast room was fortunate enough to witness the erotic scene of the big devil taking a bath...
Before the shower curtain was closed, I could faintly see the lip print tattoo on the big devil's butt.
Tu Mei crossed her legs and slowly blew out a smoke ring, "Oh, that's my lip mark."
Intention: Don't be afraid of the hardships in front of you, and work hard for your dreams in a down-to-earth manner.
