Sukuna-chan Is a JK Today Too [Jujutsu Kaisen]

Question: How do you get a thousand-year-old monster to understand the concept of an eldritch dating-sim RPG?

You are Ryomen Sukuna, a two-faced, four-armed demon god, the King of Curses from a thousand years ago.

Unpredictable and acting entirely on your whims.

The kind of being whose name alone could make children cry themselves to sleep.

Yet beside you is an annoying white-haired man. The white cat looks down at you from his impressive height. "Sukuna-chan~ Are you trying to flirt with me? Come on, give me a wink~"

And then there's that hateful weird fringe. The cult leader, like an Inari fox spirit, narrows his slanted eyes. "Sukuna-chan, you're my faith. So it only makes sense for a follower to ask for a little reward, right?"

At last, you meet a spirited little tiger whose coloring matches yours. "Huh? B-but my type is older women."

And as a bonus, you get a useless alternate version of yourself thrown in for free. "Narcissus, I'll give you one chance to please me."

After you turn around and declare, "Make me fall for you, Megumi!" you discover that the hedgehog is just as blond on the inside as his old man.

Your SAN value plummets without limit. As your memories return and cursed markings spread across your face, you become the embodiment of the underworld once again.

"By the way... you lot,"

"aren't you..."

"holding your heads a little too high?"

Answer: Nobody moves until I say so.

*The main story is in third person.

*OOC warning.

*Not a tabletop roleplaying story, with a few eldritch elements.

*Sukuna is just really underworld-y.

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