Being a Rabbit Spirit Is Such a Curse!

[Check out my upcoming novels: "I Returned After Years as a Beloved Consort, So Why Am I a Rich Family's Bitter Husband?" and "The Paper-Doll Characters I Raised Came Looking for Me"] (This novel has undergone major revisions. Pirated sites have the old version, so the plot won't make sense. Please support the official release instead~) Li Zhikong suddenly awakened his rabbit-spirit bloodline. His inherited memories contained nothing useful, just page after page of awful tips on seducing a cultivation partner and building a harem. His ancestors cried out with heartfelt conviction: Trust us, you need this! Hah. How could such vulgar desires make me abandon my principles? After much soul-searching, Li Zhikong set his wicked sights on Lu Yuan, a notorious playboy from high society. Supposedly, he flaunted his money and assets, did whatever he pleased, and feared no consequences. Just looking at that face was enough to convict him... Lu Yuan: My reputation's been ruined for no reason??? Lu Yuan was a born winner, with a resume dazzling enough to blind you. But he had one secret torment: he couldn't get it up. Then he met Li Zhikong. The problem was fixed, but this little bastard really was treating him like a tool. He felt completely drained... His lecherous friends were outraged: Can you put up with that? No way! You have to dump him! Lu Yuan gave a chilly laugh: Before you say that, could you all wipe the drool off your chins? [A rabbit spirit with both beauty and an interesting soul, the bottom x a top who looks like a villain and keeps getting his reputation unfairly tarnished, the ultimate human tool] "The Fifth Top Is Here to Break Up This Family [Book Transmigration]" Chu Ran, a flirtatious straight man, gets tricked by a brain-dead System into a melodramatic, smutty danmei reverse-harem novel. He becomes the miserable fifth top, who gets abused from beginning to end... Top One is a ruthless killer, Top Two a playboy, Top Three a mysterious big shot, Top Four a cold-blooded doctor, and Top Six a mafia prince! Only Top Five is a poor, handsome college student, who sticks out among them like a husky in a pack of wolves... . [You are the reverse harem protagonist's one true love, his unforgettable white moonlight, but you are too insecure and keep rejecting his advances. So he has to seek comfort in the arms of other men. But he still can't forget you and keeps talking about you, driving the other men into a jealous rage. They'll target and torment you in all sorts of ways, like tying you up and stuffing you under the bed to add a little spice to one of their activities...] Brain-dead System: "Their behavior is outrageous! It completely violates the core socialist values! Your mission is to break them up! Don't let them fool around!" Chu Ran: ... Sure thing! After a series of outrageous maneuvers. Brain-dead System: [??? Wait, why are they all kneeling at your suit pants?] Chu Ran: Cut the chatter. Just tell me, did I break them up or not? . #High-energy warning!! Everyone loves the handsome Top Five. The plot is a hilarious, feel-good romp, the protagonist is irresistible to everyone, and this dog-training master loves no one. It's a battlefield of romantic rivalries everywhere~# Theme: Stay true to love. No matter what kind of pot lid you are, you'll always find the big, black pot that's meant for you~