My Subordinates Aren't Human

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Xiao Wei has always been troubled by one thing:

All of her employees are ghosts.

She's the only living person in the whole company. Even the dog has been dead for over a decade.

The place is so haunted that she saves on air-conditioning in the summer, but has to pay twice as much for heating in the winter.

That would be fine. She's not short on money.

But every one of these troublemakers is a menace...

"What's with this complaint about someone skipping out on the bill?"

"Leave that female dog alone. You two won't be happy together."

"Which bastard took my car apart?"

"You've been following him around for ages. Are you gay?"

Xiao Wei: Please, all of you, go get reincarnated!

The employees: Sorry! We still have unfinished business.

A certain assistant: There's a new one here. Take them in.

Xiao Wei: ...Please stop dumping troublesome ghosts on me. Thanks!

Everyone in the underworld: Save us, Lady Wei!

What can we do? We're helpless too!

*A crossover, mainly Detective Conan.

*Dedicated to those who have died in anime.

*The timeline is a mess! OOC warning! Lots of original settings! Please don't nitpick!

*No rescue! No rescue! No rescue!

*Career-focused, with the romance coming much later.

*The heroine is a slacker by nature, already maxed out from the start. She's not a genius; everything comes from her own hard work.

That's all! Read at your own risk if any of this bothers you!

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