Harry Potter Fanfiction: When Snakes Meet

A: I finished Harry Potter 7... B: Oh? What did you think? A: Poor Voldemort, nobody's paired with him... B: What about Nagini? A: That's a snake! B: Then find someone who looks like a snake to pair him with. A: Someone who looks like a snake? ...I've got it! Orochimaru! B: [facepalm] ...Great idea... And so Orochimaru crossed over... A: Who do you think should top and who should bottom? B: Whoever seems more like a top or a bottom. A: But they both have the potential to be total tops and total bottoms! B: ... A: How about they take turns topping? Or take turns bottoming? B: ...Get lost! And so the question of who tops and who bottoms remains undecided for now... Thanks to Yuluo's Photoshop site for making the cover for me~ P.S. These two bosses are really hard to write, so they're likely to end up out of character... Another P.S.: Updates are a problem, a big problem... Actually, I'm just staking out a spot here. When I'll update is still anyone's guess... Please, don't hesitate to add me to your favorites