Blurb: Tang Wangyue has no intention of getting married. Her mother thought she was gay, so she asked a friend to find another gay woman for her to go on a blind date with.
She never expected her blind date to be Yun Chuxian, a top-tier celebrity.
Tang Wangyue couldn't figure out how her mother had met the famous Yun Chuxian. She thought their social standing was worlds apart and that they would never meet again, but the very next day, she received a marriage agreement from Yun Chuxian.
"Sorry, I refuse."
But... she couldn't escape Yun Chuxian's elaborate scheme.
She ran into a drunk Yun Chuxian downstairs, who nearly fell over. Acting on impulse, Tang Wangyue stepped forward to steady her, and Yun Chuxian collapsed into her arms.
She had no choice but to take her home.
But she had underestimated how wild a drunk woman could be. Yun Chuxian was nothing like her usual aloof self.
After one reckless night, Tang Wangyue offered to take responsibility.
Yun Chuxian laughed softly and refused. "I thought you screenwriters weren't so old-fashioned, Tang."
They met again on set. Tang Wangyue, a screenwriter who never stayed with a production, made an exception when she learned Yun Chuxian was playing the female lead.
Yun Chuxian smiled with distant politeness, as if they had never met.
Until one night, Yun Chuxian came to her room with a character profile. "Screenwriter Tang, could I ask you about your thoughts when creating this character?"
So cool and polite. Tang Wangyue's heart sank.
But the moment she entered, Yun Chuxian pushed her down onto the sofa. "What... are you doing?"
Yun Chuxian gave her a teasing smile. "A screenwriter who never stays with a production comes here. Could it be that you're obsessed with me? Of course I'm going to..."
One intimate encounter after another, right up until filming wrapped.
"Screenwriter Tang, you've improved so much. I almost don't want to let you go."
"It's a shame we'll be parting ways soon."
"If you miss me, you can call me."
Hearing Yun Chuxian call her Screenwriter Tang again and again, Tang Wangyue flushed with anger. "Call me by my name, Yun Chuxian!"
Yun Chuxian raised an eyebrow and leaned closer, her lips against Tang Wangyue's ear as she taunted her in a low voice. "What if I don't?"
Tang Wangyue replied coldly, "We haven't checked out of the room yet."
Only later did she understand that she was a fish on a hook. Once she'd bitten, Yun Chuxian reeled her in, and she had no say in the matter.
**
Late at night, beneath the enchanting moonlight, two figures intertwined.
Watching Tang Wangyue lose herself in her, Yun Chuxian felt a strange satisfaction.
Forget her? Reject her?
Hah! In the end, Tang Wangyue still had to please her!
The next book is "The Fake Mute Meets the Frail, Aloof Immortal Venerable." If you're interested, you can visit my author page and add it to your collection.
Blurb: Bu Anran transmigrated.
The good news: She gained a golden finger that made anything she said come true.
The bad news: It cost her lifespan.
She came across a wild boar. "I wish I had unparalleled lightness skills, like Chu Liuxiang."
The screen displayed: Lightness skills acquired. Ten years of lifespan deducted. Remaining lifespan: one month.
Who could believe it? She'd only just transmigrated, and she was already about to die.
Then she discovered a frail beauty in the village. Every time she saw her, her lifespan increased by one day.
So, if she saw the beauty 36,500 times, she could live to a hundred, as long as she didn't speak.
So Bu Anran made a point of visiting the beauty ten times a day. She brought her comfort, fed her, and worked hard to earn money for gifts, all just for a chance to see her.
Before long, the village was saying, "The mute girl has fallen for the sickly girl."
So what? Seeing a beauty could help her live to a hundred. Who could turn that down?
Gradually, Bu Anran noticed that the aloof beauty, who used to barely acknowledge her, had started acting strangely.
She would recline on her couch, waiting for Bu Anran to tend to her. She had no strength even to eat, so Bu Anran had to feed her. She even needed Bu Anran's help when bathing.
Bu Anran thought, Big Sister Beauty is so fair... No, I mean, Big Sister Beauty is so slender. I wonder what ails her to make her so weak.
She decided to hire more doctors to treat her.
Not long afterward, Big Sister Beauty actually invited her to stay the night. That didn't seem right, did it?
Bu Anran lay on the bed beside Big Sister Beauty. She was so cold. Big Sister Beauty must be freezing. Just as Bu Anran wondered whether she should put her arms around her, the aloof beauty nestled into her embrace.
That night, with her sweet fragrance filling Bu Anran's nose, Bu Anran silently recited the Heart-Cleansing Mantra eight hundred times.
*
Life was peaceful, until Bu Anran discovered that her lifespan had truly reached one hundred years. As expected, sleeping beside Big Sister Beauty worked better than simply seeing her.
But then, one day, dark clouds gathered overhead, and tens of thousands of people standing on flying swords in the sky knelt as one.
"The barrier to the Demon Realm is about to break. We beg the Immortal Venerable to intervene."
Bu Anran watched Big Sister Beauty walk past her. She sighed softly. "Let's go."
Bu Anran grabbed Shi Qingqian's sleeve. For the first time, she spoke. "If you don't want to go, I'll protect you."
She could always give up the hundred years of lifespan.
Before Shi Qingqian could respond, a person hovering in the air unleashed their oppressive aura. "How dare you! Anyone who touches the Immortal Venerable will die!"
Shi Qingqian stepped in front of her. "She's only a mortal. There's no need to go so far."
Big Sister Beauty left, casually erasing the villagers' memories of that day. The mute girl became a laughingstock throughout the village.
So what? This was a world of immortals and martial arts. Why couldn't Bu Anran seek immortality? And that aloof beauty? Who was she, anyway?
*
At the Immortal Venerable's disciple selection, Shi Qingqian saw again the mute girl who had once warmed her bed.
Everyone watched as the exalted Immortal Venerable descended from the dais and asked one person, "Would you like to follow me and cultivate immortality?"
Bu Anran: No!
That night, Bu Anran was abducted and taken to Shi Qingqian's bed.
"If you won't follow me and cultivate immortality, then continue warming my bed."
Little bonus scene:
Bu Anran: My immortal power is the strongest in the world!
The screen: One hundred million years of lifespan deducted. Remaining lifespan: one trillion years.
As expected, sleeping beside Big Sister Beauty really was the way to go.
Theme: Stay positive and work hard to make every day count.
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