[Douluo Dalu] The System Crashed After the Internet Went Down

I'm an utterly ordinary transmigrator. After working myself to the bone across various worlds, I finally got to quit. I picked a world at random to enjoy retirement, and my crappy System sent its congratulations: [*Brat, get the hell outta here.]

See? Isn't it so welcoming?

But as soon as I arrived, my crappy System crashed.

[*Damn it, where's the internet?!]

Well, that was a disaster.

After all our hard work setting up the internet, we accidentally got blown ten thousand years into the future by someone who had ascended to godhood, and the damn System crashed again:

[What the hell are you all doing?!]

Yep, still no internet.

Includes Douluo 1 and 2. No romance. Feel-good power fantasy. The System doesn't talk this much trash in the main story. I'm just here to lay internet cables.

Theme: Let's build infrastructure together