This is probably abandoned. I still remember how I planned to write it, but looking at it again, it's so childish, and I have absolutely no idea how to continue. You don't have to wait for it TT. It's a bottomless pit.
I started this because of a sudden idea. There are original settings, no backlog, and I'll write whatever comes to mind, with major revisions at any time. Read at your own risk.
(So many ideas, but my hands can't keep up, help! It's been so long since I updated, it's turning into pigeon soup!)
Warning: All characters in this fanfic will be wildly out of character!! (I make them OOC (sad)
The main story has no CP, but there's romantic tension, with everyone having one-sided feelings for Dia. The bonus chapters have alternate endings.
I'm Done Being Human: In progress
Harassing the Ancient Lifeform for Ten Thousand Years: Locked
The Insane Army of Starry Dust: Locked
Morioh, Where the Locals Are Simple and Kind: Locked
The Miracle of Seizing Power in Nine Heavens: Locked
Harassing DJ: Locked
Become invincible starting in Part 3 (crossed out)
Silly blurb:
Dio's first kiss wasn't with JoJo, it was with me, Dia! (Not really)
What? My idiot older brother stopped being human? Hilarious. I could kill him with one finger. (Just bragging. I wasn't there (sad))
What? You say there's an Ultimate Lifeform? Let me see what it looks like... …Lord Kars, you're so handsome, the one and only god! Goodbye, Joseph, I'm switching sides! You're next, Joseph!
What? You're going to Egypt to fight my older brother? Oh, I'll go be a hostage first, then. The people there are so nice and speak so pleasantly. I really like them ()
What? You have a thing for hands? Hey, handsome, no joke, I'm so into faces that I want your head. I fell in love with you at first sight. (Rose in mouth)
What? Social anxiety? No problem. I'll take you to hold a concert in Naples Square. Your subordinates are all there...
What? You're making a new world? Count me in, Pucci. You wouldn't have the heart to leave me behind in the old world, right?
Serious blurb:
There is no serious blurb. The author is a huge goofball (/ω\)
Severe OOC. The goal is to torment everyone. Dio, the brocon, spends every day trying to protect his little brother (he doesn't), while Dia spends every day trying to ruin Dio's reputation.
Theme: I just want to be with everyone (tosses hair)
Brother... Brother... Update... Brother
Happy New Year to everyone!
Yes, I am that relative
Suddenly, he died, ahhh, ahhhh, ahhh, ahhhh
It was actually updated ヽ(°?°)?
La la la, another day without updates (angry)
It's Qingming Festival (hint)
It's so sweet. I like it so much, Jerome. Do you want to write it? By the way, I have always felt that Jinx is very suitable for CP with the Joker.
Fuck, you are so awesome. When are you going to bed?
Only if you are diligent can you collect it, otherwise there is a risk of being cheated. People will come in, take a look at the date and then cross it out.