On the Rare Ships in Aotu

I'm a huge Lei fan, so in rarepairs, Lei Shi has to be the shou. Here's a warning in advance: if Lei bothers you, absolutely do not come in. I might write any rarepair, anyone is possible, and it may include self-insert female or male characters, but they will be the gong.

My writing is only so-so. I'm pretty terrible.

Theme: Rarepairs, just to satisfy myself.