"I want to become a god."
"Keep dreaming."
Everyone who becomes an immortal wants to become a god.
And he used all his divine power to help you become one in this illusory realm.
"My master is absolutely terrible at teaching disciples. I'm stubborn, and so is he. I sulk, and so does he. We often make each other so angry we can't eat, yet neither of us will ever admit we're wrong."
Theme: Don't argue, and especially don't fight.