Farming for Retirement in Variety Shows

Pre-collection of "I Became Popular Through Imitation in the Baby Variety Show" Please collect it~ Qiao Yu brought her storage bag back from the world of immortality. Tired of the struggle, she started a leisurely farming and retirement life. Until one day, a man claiming to be her brother's agent came to her door. What, asking her to participate in a lifestyle variety show with her celebrity brother whom she has never met before? After bursting into tears, Qiao Yu agreed. Then everyone saw a magical scene: Other people's families are either friendly and affectionate, or they are funny, warm, united and loving. Their family... Practices martial arts and boxing, farms and flowers, plays chess and makes tea - oh, there is also a younger brother who makes mistakes and always blows up the kitchen. At the beginning, the audience said: This girl is so special and unpretentious, Mom, I want to marry her! Later: I'm sorry, I don't deserve it! How can mortals imagine gods? Later: Sister, I am your brother/sister who has been separated for more than 20 years! Qiao You (with a cold face): Oh, there are always people who want to usurp my throne! ———————— Qiao You feels that his life is like a joke, literally Especially after meeting his biological sister whom he had not seen for twenty years The aloof male god image he worked so hard to maintain in front of his fans suddenly collapsed. From then on, he became the spokesperson of Er, and was affectionately called "Er Ha in the World" by the group of bamboo shoots. But so what, I have a sister, you don't (Green Tea laughs) Reading guide: 1. Family affection 2. This article has a male protagonist, the male protagonist Jiang Yuan ————————— Pre-receipt of the article "I became popular through imitation in the baby drama" Please pre-receive ~ Ji Yi is dressed as a ball and is five years old. Ji Yi: Very good, it seems that my mother is the heroine. System: No, dear, your mother is the female lead, and you were secretly born by your mother behind the back of the male and female lead. Ji Yi pondered: So, my task is to slap the hero and heroine in the face and support my mother? System: No, dear, I am an all-powerful imitation system. As long as you complete the imitation task, you can redeem props, marry a rich and handsome man (crossed out) and reach the pinnacle of life! —— On the baby-raising variety show, the system released the first task: Please imitate Lin Daiyu in the 1987 version of "Dream of Red Mansions". System: Friendly reminder, the host can assume the weakest and pitiful posture, looking down at the falling flowers at a 45-degree angle and shedding sad tears—— Before he finished speaking, Ji Yi showed off his acting skills to the best of his life, and shouted at the scumbag dad who was being interviewed on the TV: "It turns out to be a silver pewter gun head!" That night, along with her superb acting skills, there was also the news that the CEO of Lishi Group was "not good". Heizi cursed angrily: When he grows up, he will be an actor again! —— Knowing that the scumbag father wanted to see her, after the two met, the system issued a second task: Please imitate Lu Xun's tone and write a diary. That night, Ji Yi wrote furiously: I stared at his lips, opening and closing his mouth, and the words "benevolence, justice and morality" were prominent in every sentence. I was bored, and after reading carefully for a long time, I saw the words from the gap between his lips. There were two words "eating people" written all over his mouth! That night, along with her title of "contemporary little Lu Xun", there was also a hot search for Li's boss "cannibalism". Li. Scumbag. Chen: Polite, are you? After Ji Yi's unremitting efforts, she was awarded titles such as "the strongest little drama star on the face of the earth", "contemporary little Lu Xun", "the woman you can't get in the entertainment industry", etc., And she extended her claws to the world of science and technology... Crowd (shouting): Stop! Don't come over here! Intention: May you be treated gently by the world