Please pre-accept the new article ~ "Farming and Retirement in Variety Shows"
Qiao Yu brought her storage bag back from the world of immortality. Tired of the struggle, she started a leisurely farming and retirement life.
Until one day, a man claiming to be her brother's agent came to her door.
What, asking her to participate in a lifestyle variety show with her celebrity brother whom she has never met before?
After bursting into tears, Qiao Yu agreed.
Then everyone saw a magical scene:
Other people's families are either friendly and affectionate, or they are funny, warm, united and loving.
Their family... Practices martial arts and boxing, farms and flowers, plays chess and makes tea - oh, there is also a younger brother who makes mistakes and always blows up the kitchen.
At the beginning, the audience said: This girl is so special and unpretentious, Mom, I want to marry her!
Later: I'm sorry, I don't deserve it! How can mortals imagine gods?
Later: Sister, I am your brother/sister who has been separated for more than 20 years!
Qiao You (with a cold face): Oh, there are always people who want to usurp my throne!
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Qiao You feels that his life is like a joke, literally
Especially after meeting his biological sister whom he had not seen for twenty years
The aloof male god image he worked so hard to maintain in front of his fans suddenly collapsed.
From then on, he became the spokesperson of Er, and was affectionately called "Er Ha in the World" by the group of bamboo shoots.
But so what, I have a sister, you don't (Green Tea laughs)
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Copywriting of this article:
Ming Xi was transformed into the background of a book about the entertainment industry, but who knew she was actually a true fishing expert!
He stretched out his fingers and counted the "fish" in the sea: one movie king, two kings, three champions, four top-notch...
Everyone is very difficult to deal with
So while she was dealing with it, she turned her gaze outside.
#Everyday I am trying to think of ways to release the fish in the pond#
After a while, everyone discovered that the expressionless Ming Xi's style had changed.
Green Tea did a good job last time, maybe she was acting in her true colors.
This tsundere acted well, is she really enlightened? ? ?
Everyone: Shocked jpg
Mingxi (pressing his hand down): Don't be surprised, everyone is setting an example (smile)
If there are more fish in the sea, it will come naturally.
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Small theater
one
On a thunderstorm day, Mingxi's WeChat message suddenly rang.
Ling Yue picked it up and took a look, his face was ashen.
[There is lightning outside. I am so scared. Can you come and stay with me? (Poor)]
So he took his cell phone and asked, "Who is this person?"
Mingxi felt a little guilty: maybe... Probably... It's the teacher?
That's right, she learned to play Xiao Bailian from him, a living template!
Two
One day, Mingxi came home and found Ling Yue sitting on the sofa with a sullen face: "Which shameless stinky man have you been pestering again?"
Mingxi looked at him speechlessly
Xiao Zuonan continued to chatter: "Okay, if you don't answer, I will know that you have a new love, you can't care about me anymore, your love has faded..."
Mingxi's voice blocked his mouth, and the world was finally clear.
Reading guide:
1. The female protagonist is a little bitch, but she is awesome in front of the male protagonist! ! (Bushi)
2. The male protagonist looks cold, but is actually a bitch (only for the female protagonist)
3. This is a sand sculpture article wearing the skin of Neptune.
Intention: Be positive and maintain an optimistic attitude