The World's Number One Mail Carrier

NA.195852, model employee at the Temporal Postal Bureau, working 360 days a year. Or at least, that was her old job. Now she's the acting director of a certain dimensional world. Q: How did she turn a struggling little post office with dwindling business in the Crater District into a household name? A: First, start handing out business cards. Hand them out everywhere, from Yokohama to Tokyo. Second, give up on the traditional letters that connect people through their feelings. Deliver whatever people need: weapons, fingers... those are this world's real hard currency. She even delivers people, on top of everything else. Here, NA.195852 would like to give special thanks to a man named Sukuna, who single-handedly provided one-tenth of her business. A memoir of hard times. 1. A certain white-haired man in a blindfold beats the tar out of a volcano-headed man. NA.195852 drops from the sky with a package in hand. "Mr. Gojo, you have a delivery... Actually, never mind. You two carry on." Sigh, it's not like she has anything better to do afterward. She plops down nearby to watch the violent scene, lamenting her dwindling business. The bruised and battered Mount Fuji: Why is she always there when I'm getting beaten up?! 2. One day, inspired by the boy clutching a doll, she walks out of the Crater District, deep in thought. "Kyusaku, I'm going out to get myself hit by a car... I mean, drum up business. Be good and wait here." At the corner, she collides with a certain man made of black sludge. Their eyes meet, and she turns and walks away. Never mind, let's find another target! That stitched-up guy ahead looks promising. Question: What should you do after you bump into me? Answer: Either compensate me with some business, or I'll send you off wherever I please. 3. Inside the Prison Realm. The moment the girl steps in, she sees a certain disgraced teacher beckoning to her: "Yatsuhashi, today's shipment is me. I'm counting on you~" NA.195852, drowning her sorrows in drink: "...Hic~" Where to? Hurry up. Chuuya's still on a drunken rampage. Certain brain: ??? How did you get out?! Here's the blurb for a completed Gin-focused novel, with a second male lead. 1. Plot version My name is Nanase Riri, and I have a childhood friend named Kurosawa Jin. But we haven't seen each other in many years. We only keep in touch with the occasional phone call. When I saw him again, he was working at a liquor company, and his personality had changed completely. I hadn't noticed a thing during our regular phone calls. I felt I hadn't cared enough about him, so I decided to make it up to him properly. But after observing him for a while, I realized this was a fake liquor company. It was full of undercover agents, cannon fodder, and people turning on each other. His underlings were just big, dumb guys with no prospects. Once, I happened to see two snipers at work. One was so blind he only shot his own side, and the other was a crazy woman. I was afraid my hardworking childhood friend would get killed by this organization one day. I decided to turn him against them, make him a fake bottle of liquor too, and bring him into my organization. 2. Romance version My name is Nanase Riri, and I have a childhood friend named Kurosawa Jin. But we haven't seen each other in many years. We only keep in touch with the occasional phone call. I was living an ordinary university life in Tokyo, until that day In a pitch-black alley, while I was in the middle of a deal, I ran into another group of men in black who were also making a deal. Then a gun was pointed at my head. And, as luck would have it, the cold man with silver hair and green eyes pointing a gun at me was none other than my childhood friend Kurosawa Jin, whom I hadn't seen in years. The childhood friend who had once been distant yet kind gradually faded from my mind. But looking at my childhood friend who'd suddenly reappeared with his completely changed personality, I felt my heart race, lollipop in mouth, as a lemon bomb rolled to the ground. This is bad. I've fallen for this version of Kurosawa-kun. Version three is in the works... Theme: Living in peace and harmony