Healthy Merch Collecting System

Welcome to Zhong You's crash course on collecting merch.

"Goods" is pronounced like "guzi" in Chinese, and refers to merchandise.

Collecting guzi simply means buying merch.

Just as Zhong You was getting into the world of buying merch, he got a System called [Healthy Merch Collecting].

Meet the standards for "healthy merch collecting" and you can trigger random rewards. Cross the line, and the System will punish you.

Zhong You at first: "I'm just buying some merch. What does that have to do with health?"

Zhong You later: "It's so easy to get carried away buying merch. Thank goodness for the System, or I wouldn't even be able to afford four dishes and soup."

# How many steps does it take to go from a lazy person who won't even collect unofficial merch to a group leader who tracks orders, sells kidneys, and ships everything out? #

# How to stay true to your small-collection principles amid the waves of the merch scene #

Click on this story for a step-by-step guide to merch-collecting terminology. With examples to help you learn faster, it's perfect for newcomers to the merch scene.

A friendly reminder: Buy merch for love in moderation. Don't let entertainment interfere with your everyday life, and don't let collecting merch become a burden.

This story involves, but isn't limited to, the fandoms of Bungo Stray Dogs, Ensemble Stars, and Jujutsu Kaisen, since those are the fandoms whose merch the author mainly buys and knows best. All fandom names are borrowed from friends or made up by the author. Any matching names are coincidental and not intended to target anyone.

Theme: Enjoy entertainment in moderation