"No matter life or death, no matter where we are, we'll always be together. That was the promise we made long ago."
My name is Chen Er, and I'm a shadow guard.
I have two brothers, Chen Yi and Chen San.
The three of us are as close as brothers to our master, bound together, sharing life and death, and even sharing a bed.
(Chen Yi and Chen San: That last part is just you!!!)
One day, our master fell in love with a strange woman. She's always flirting with a bunch of men. She's powerful, she's beautiful, and she takes our master's things while telling him to get lost. She summons him whenever she wants, then dismisses him just as easily. She never takes him seriously.
I don't like her, and neither do Big Brother and Third Brother! She doesn't truly care about our master.
I'm going to protect the best master in the world!
The author is terrible at writing blurbs.
An intermittently goofy, reserved, secretly flirtatious dog-like shadow guard top x a prince bottom who's a little dim, cold on the outside and adorably silly on the inside
1. A matriarchal world with a level-up progression, and plenty of melodrama.
2. The author really wants to write a story about pure brotherly affection (crossed out).
3. The author is terrible at sticking to a schedule. If this story really gets written, it'll probably go on hiatus a lot.
4. Daily life in the prince's manor.
5. There will be cold poison, a wickedly smiling cat-like man on a tree, and all the usual tropes from old-school matriarchal novels.
"No matter where we are, we will be your sharpest and most loyal arrows. From the day we entered the marquis's estate, you became the entire meaning of our existence."
Theme: In life and death, we made our vows together.