[Coming soon: The Evil God Lost His Memory and The Infinite-World Protagonist Just Wants to Retire. Please add them to your favorites!]
Yi Siyun wakes up one day to discover that he's become the kitten of Gu Shi, a popular streamer on a certain video site. But he can't remember who he is.
Yi Siyun: Then... shall I start having fun first, meow?
One day, he secretly goes online and clicks on a recommended video on the site's home page: Fifteen Kills in Chicken Dinner, a Tech Lover's Paradise!
"Don't move. I've got this."
"Down."
"They're all dead."
Isn't that the voice of his human?
Yi Siyun: What a coincidence, I'm pretty good at games too XD
The kitten's naughty paws reach for the keyboard.
From then on, the livestream chat says:
"Congratulations, streamer! Achievement unlocked: Lose to a cat and shamefully end the stream!"
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Yi Siyun discovers that his human has someone he secretly loves.
He's aloof and doesn't talk much, but he can't go three sentences without bringing that person up.
"It'd be nice if Yishengjun were here."
"Xiao Yi has been waiting a long time for this game."
"...I miss him so much."
Yi Siyun: "Meow, cough!"
Who is this pretty boy, and how dare he try to steal my human!
My human is mine, got it? Nobody gets to steal him!
*
Later, Yi Siyun gets his memories back and discovers that he is Yishengjun.
"...Meow meow meow?"
#I'mJealousOfMyself
#IInsultMyself
#IHaveACrushOnMyHumanWhoHasACrushOnMe!
*A dimwitted, carefree, hilarious catboy bottom X a ruthless man of few words, a streamer who's cold on the outside and warm inside
*A lighthearted, sweet story. Characters are not based on real people; please don't read them as such.
*The games in this story are based on real games but aren't portrayed professionally. Any bugs are author-created.
Next up: The Infinite-World Protagonist Wants to Retire. Please add it to your favorites!
*The bottom just wants to slack off VS the top can't stand slacking off
Blurb:
After returning to reality from the infinite world, some protagonists keep fighting monsters and saving the world, some get entangled with monsters and begin a love-hate relationship, some live peacefully in hiding, and others...
Lu Zhijin returns after being trapped in an infinite game for seven years. He was popular with everyone in the game and had an excellent reputation. Now that he's out, he just wants to lie flat in peace.
The bad news: He's broke and unemployed.
The good news: He has a house to rent out.
Lu Zhijin quickly finds a housekeeper... no, a tenant.
He's handsome, can do every household chore, and is an excellent cook. He's a hard-working protagonist from another infinite game.
Watching his tenant fight monsters around the clock to save the world, while still remembering to pack him lunch, Lu Zhijin burps contentedly.
At last, he can start enjoying retirement!
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Bo Qin is number one on the infinite game's points leaderboard. After returning to the real world, he hides his identity and unwittingly accepts a rental agreement.
When the game unexpectedly collapses and countless monsters escape, he is so busy protecting world peace that day and night blur together. He still has to go home and feed his "fragile, helpless" landlord, a "human-shaped monster magnet."
At least the landlord is lucky. For example...
The landlord sneaks into a revolving restaurant for a limited-time buffet while Bo Qin parkours across the glass roof, killing monsters.
The landlord queues outside a bank to get free eggs while Bo Qin is caught in a chase through the financial district.
The landlord is fast asleep aboard a plane when monsters hijack it, while Bo Qin, disguised as a flight attendant, infiltrates...
When Bo Qin infiltrates the monsters' organization and faces the Monster King lurking behind everything...
The man seated on the throne watches with utter satisfaction, surrounded by countless dangerous, eerie monsters bowing at his feet.
"Burp!"
The landlord pats his stomach in satisfaction. Beside him sits the lunch he made that morning.
Bo Qin: "..."
So the monster magnet isn't the helpless landlord. It can also be the Monster King (.)
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At first, Bo Qin is determined to find and kill the Monster King.
Later, he watches Lu Zhijin happily munching on potato chips while curled up on the Monster King's supreme throne...
And quietly takes on one commission after another.
Years later, Bo Qin earns the title of "Workaholic Emperor" in both the monster and human worlds.
After all, raising the Monster King is really no easy task.
Theme: Protecting animals is everyone's responsibility
Grass
Soft seat becomes hard seat, hard seat becomes socket
Hahahaha winter project
It's so funny that after it's ruined, you can kill the werewolf and complete the battle game.
Redefine the war without bloodshed
The person who published the paper made me laugh to death. I have actually seen papers like "Sex and Fun" and "Fashion Design and Market". I laughed so hard.
One thing to say, if I am willing to use my brain, why don't I watch Lao Sao Tofu's live broadcast of Werewolf Killing and read some sweet Danmei articles…
It's good to have a new body. After all, the original body was sick.
Grass Soft seat becomes hard seat, hard seat becomes socket
Hahahaha winter project It's so funny that after it's ruined, you can kill the werewolf and complete the battle game.
Redefine the war without bloodshed
The person who published the paper made me laugh to death. I have actually seen papers like "Sex and Fun" and "Fashion Design and Market". I laughed so hard.
One thing to say, if I am willing to use my brain, why don't I watch Lao Sao Tofu's live broadcast of Werewolf Killing and read some sweet Danmei articles…
It's good to have a new body. After all, the original body was sick.
Very good⊙?⊙! Happy cookie! !
Finished spreading flowers! ! So sweet! ! !
Good-looking(??ω?`)
Cats are hanging! ! ! ! ! !