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Chitang has never dated anyone, from high school through college. They spend all their time studying, free from worldly distractions.
Whenever Shi Xinye comes back after a night of partying and sees Chitang reading, he always feels guilty, as if he’s committed some crime...
Shi Xinye: “...I don’t understand the world of top students.”
Finally, one day, Shi Xinye couldn’t take it anymore.
He saw an “online boyfriend” service on a certain short-video app.
Without even blinking, he bought Chitang a month of the “premium package.”
Only after he paid did he realize...
It was a man...
He asked customer service if he could get a refund.
The customer service guy: “Dear customer~ We can’t accept returns~ Don’t worry, our premium package can do anything~”
Anything.
Shi Xinye didn’t say much. He only made one request:
“Can you make that premium package pretend to be a woman?”
“…”
Theme: Beware of a buddy who’s always setting you up.
