I Rely on Metaphysics to Dominate the Entertainment Industry

Exorcise ghosts, tell fortunes, and predict marriage. It's useless and free of charge. Learn about Chinese metaphysics~ Xiao Beidou relies on metaphysics to dominate South Korea's entertainment industry. Copywriting: Lin Zheng was kicked off the mountain by her master when she was just eighteen years old. She only had a ticket to South Korea and her ability to exorcise ghosts and tell fortunes. After getting off the plane, I picked up the former trainee Shen Weihang in the hotel who had been dead for eight years. In order to solve a series of mysteries, I sent him home. One man and one ghost lurked into Shen Weihang's former company. By mistake, he became a trainee. From then on, he started grueling singing and dancing training and acting classes every day. He is obviously involved in the entertainment industry, but his style of painting is getting more and more wrong. When searching for other people's names, the related words are "splendid beauty", "excellent acting skills", "good at singing and dancing" and "unparalleled lead singer". When it was Lin Zheng's turn, the related words became "Master of Metaphysics", "Testing Marriage" and "Is Lin Zheng's fortune telling really accurate?" [Why did the actress become a ghost? Accidental injury of a traineeThe soul left the body, who is she? [The ultimate mystery: What was involved in Shen Weihang's death] ———— Lin Zheng's daily life: Company president: "Lin Zheng, please help us check the fortune of our newly debuted boy group~ Senior Idol: "Lin Zheng, I seem to have been haunted by ghosts recently. Can you please help me look at it~" Famous MC: "Lin Zheng, I am choosing a location for my new house. Can you please go and check out Feng Shui~" Fan: "Little kite! Look at my face, when will I be lucky? " Lin Zheng: "Don't be anxious, take your time..." *** Reading instructions: 1. In parallel time and space, don't hold on to whatever the butterfly drops. The timelines will not be exactly the same. 2. People's names are homophones. Anyone who knows them will understand them. If you don't know them, don't delay reading the article. 3. Have fun reading the text and pictures. If you don't like them, please click the cross button. 4. Some of the metaphysical parts involved were reasonably modified by the author, so don't take it seriously. 4. Peace and love, don't quarrel, goodbye! . ———————— Pre-collection: "[Entertainment Circle] Cute things refuse to be sold" Copywriting: A mysterious cute and soothing store opened in Seoul, targeting artists or staff who are under great pressure in the entertainment industry. The store is not big, but it has a lot of rules. Store Manager: Zheng Jingyi (former screenwriter) Shop assistant: Responsible for selling all kinds of cute animals, including but not limited to cats, dogs, chinchillas, hamsters, white rabbits... Store rules: 1. Entertainment related industries. 2. Need introduction from old customers. 3. The cute stuff business in the store is busy and the schedule is tight, so reservations are required in advance. 4. Any behavior that harms cute animals is prohibited and will be monitored and disclosed to the public once discovered. 5. All cute items in the store are refused to be sold. Small theater: A pure white Samoyed nestled on the bay window, watching two female idols not far away holding two short-legged cats and lop-eared rabbits while watching TV series. The two cute animals were extremely well-behaved, and their eyes were staring at the screen as seriously as humans. Satsuma's snow-white paws pulled at the big-eyed flying squirrel buried in its belly: "Hey! Little Mouse, those two beauties want us to watch TV with them every time they come over. Can't they watch it at home? " Flying Squirrel Jiojio kicked the dog on the belly without any pain or itch: "Idiot! Say it again! I'm not a rat! " The commotion here disturbed the cat and the lop-eared rabbit, who were engrossed in watching TV. The two were accustomed to this. The short-legged cat changed its posture and lay down lazily: "No wonder their performance is at the bottom every month..." The lop-eared rabbit picked up his ears and rubbed them twice: "I don't understand how those two childish guys passed Jing Yi's interview..." ———————————————— Column waiting to be called: "[Entertainment Circle] Fools meet and get fucked up": Police outsiders who are active in the entertainment industry Copywriting: Shi Yu had never met anyone in the entertainment industry who was more confused than himself until he met Song Ji in a dance class... Actors and idols each have their own ways of getting into trouble, but they are forced to be bound together because of a system that hates evil and hates each other. Since then, they have been flying farther and farther on the road of little guardians of justice in the entertainment industry, and have successfully made it out of the industry. The two teamed up to complete tasks, including but not limited to: "Successfully dismantled the illegal campus loan gang organization of the Drama School", "Revealing the underage chaos of unscrupulous artists", "Cracking down on academic fraud of an artist's academic qualifications", "Fighting gangsters on a bus and saving a busload of innocent people" and so on... Because of their good deeds, large and small, they have been publicly praised by the relevant departments many times. The two people's hidden talents were finally noticed by people, and they all exclaimed: "Just because of their all-round professional ability in singing and dancing!" Just for this acting skill! Just because of his character! The cp is not popular! God cannot tolerate it! Thank you policeman! Later, there was a saying spread in the entertainment industry: [Referring to someone who collapsed, I met CP - a walking collapse detector, you deserve it! (Essential sand sculpture, no prototype, please do not bring it in) Song Ji, who has been active on screen all year round playing supporting roles other than the male lead, is a classic but not popular. Finally, I accepted the instructor's invitation to return to my alma mater as a counselor and become a salty fish. Shi Yu, who debuted at the top of a talent show three years ago and was good at singing and dancing, was disbanded after the show's crew was found to have made fake tickets. —————— Recommended articles for friends to receive in advance: "Daughter Slave of a Superstar's Family" by Xiaoxiaoxigua: Your daughter and mine seem to be the same! ? "Plane Management Guide [Quick Travel]" by Wangzai Dounai Purpose: It is necessary to have a certain skill